Scythe
The Goat
Gender: Unspecified Location: In Her Kitty Arms
Speaking of grotesque relationships..
So a close friend of mine asked me to be her goatfriend, she figured it was about time she became close to someone she can trust/love/keep, so she says. Here's the thing, she's a pornstar. AH Hell Nah! I backed up, left her house, and took seventeen of her amatuer dvds with me. I think I made the right decision. I mean, how the hell does an average guy(i.e. someone not in porn) get with someone who is? And don't tell me it's mutual, I doubt a chick cares if her dude was in porn, she'd probably see that as a good thing.
__________________
Nov 26th, 2006 06:13 AM
debbiejo
Dreamer
Gender: Unspecified Location:
Then you woke up and it was your hand you were talking to?
Nov 26th, 2006 06:16 AM
Charmed_Phoebe
Disappearing
Gender: Female Location: United States
quote: (post ) Originally posted by debbiejo
Then you woke up and it was your hand you were talking to?
I was thinking the same thing...
__________________
Nov 26th, 2006 06:18 AM
Scythe
The Goat
Gender: Unspecified Location: In Her Kitty Arms
Nothing gets passed you girls!
__________________
Nov 26th, 2006 06:20 AM
Charmed_Phoebe
Disappearing
Gender: Female Location: United States
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Scythe
Nothing gets passed you girls!
Debbie knows all about men. And I was born on Halloween. muhahahahaha!!
__________________
Nov 26th, 2006 06:23 AM
Punkyhermy
like memory in motion
Gender: Unspecified Location:
*stares*
Nov 26th, 2006 06:25 AM
debbiejo
Dreamer
Gender: Unspecified Location:
I read lots and lots of books........
Nov 26th, 2006 06:26 AM
Scythe
The Goat
Gender: Unspecified Location: In Her Kitty Arms
You fiends, if only you women were as good in bed as you are at bitching, we'de have nothing to complain about. Let's face it, seems nowadays all women are good for are sacrificial rites.
__________________
Nov 26th, 2006 06:26 AM
Charmed_Phoebe
Disappearing
Gender: Female Location: United States
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Scythe
You fiends, if only you women were as good in bed as you are at bitching, we'de have nothing to complain about. Let's face it, seems nowadays all women are good for are sacrificial rites.
Actually, I am very good in bed. I must be to get it from my boyfriend 12 times a week
__________________
Nov 26th, 2006 06:27 AM
debbiejo
Dreamer
Gender: Unspecified Location:
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Charmed_Phoebe
Actually, I am very good in bed. I must be to get it from my boyfriend 12 times a week It that what you call your vibrator???
Nov 26th, 2006 06:30 AM
Charmed_Phoebe
Disappearing
Gender: Female Location: United States
quote: (post ) Originally posted by debbiejo
It that what you call your vibrator???
Oh your so funny. My boyfriend is not my vibrator, I actually have never used one of those. Geez Debbie how are they? I am sure you of ALL people would know!
__________________
Nov 26th, 2006 06:32 AM
Scythe
The Goat
Gender: Unspecified Location: In Her Kitty Arms
Okay, this is getting weird...
__________________
Nov 26th, 2006 06:39 AM
Charmed_Phoebe
Disappearing
Gender: Female Location: United States
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Scythe
Okay, this is getting weird...
haha its ok, Debbie is just jealous of my lovely relationship.
__________________
Nov 26th, 2006 06:41 AM
Scythe
The Goat
Gender: Unspecified Location: In Her Kitty Arms
Yeah....
Oh look, a series of orange construction cones, let's knock them all down!
__________________
Nov 26th, 2006 06:42 AM
debbiejo
Dreamer
Gender: Unspecified Location:
I don't own a vibrator..................
Nov 26th, 2006 06:42 AM
Charmed_Phoebe
Disappearing
Gender: Female Location: United States
quote: (post ) Originally posted by debbiejo
I don't own a vibrator..................
oh now that explains the friendly neighbors!
__________________
Nov 26th, 2006 06:44 AM
LanceWindu
Senior Member
Gender: Unspecified Location:
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Scythe
Yeah....
Oh look, a series of orange construction cones, let's knock them all down!
*pushes Scythe's wheelchair into them*
__________________
Nov 26th, 2006 06:46 AM
debbiejo
Dreamer
Gender: Unspecified Location:
quote: oh now that explains the friendly neighbors!
I can't help if they look out their windows.........
I'm gonna kill your cat............lol
Nov 26th, 2006 06:46 AM
Charmed_Phoebe
Disappearing
Gender: Female Location: United States
quote: (post ) Originally posted by LanceWindu
*pushes Scythe's wheelchair into them*
right....
__________________
Nov 26th, 2006 06:46 AM
Scythe
The Goat
Gender: Unspecified Location: In Her Kitty Arms
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
__________________
Nov 26th, 2006 06:47 AM
Forum Rules:
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is OFF
vB code is ON
Smilies are ON
[IMG] code is ON
Text-only version