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Scythe
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Speaking of grotesque relationships..

So a close friend of mine asked me to be her goatfriend, she figured it was about time she became close to someone she can trust/love/keep, so she says. Here's the thing, she's a pornstar. AH Hell Nah! I backed up, left her house, and took seventeen of her amatuer dvds with me. I think I made the right decision. I mean, how the hell does an average guy(i.e. someone not in porn) get with someone who is? And don't tell me it's mutual, I doubt a chick cares if her dude was in porn, she'd probably see that as a good thing.


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Then you woke up and it was your hand you were talking to?

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Then you woke up and it was your hand you were talking to?


laughing I was thinking the same thing...


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Nothing gets passed you girls!


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Nothing gets passed you girls!


wink Debbie knows all about men. And I was born on Halloween. muhahahahaha!!


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*stares*

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I read lots and lots of books........ angel

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Scythe
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You fiends, if only you women were as good in bed as you are at bitching, we'de have nothing to complain about. Let's face it, seems nowadays all women are good for are sacrificial rites.


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You fiends, if only you women were as good in bed as you are at bitching, we'de have nothing to complain about. Let's face it, seems nowadays all women are good for are sacrificial rites.



Actually, I am very good in bed. I must be to get it from my boyfriend 12 times a week smile


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Actually, I am very good in bed. I must be to get it from my boyfriend 12 times a week smile
It that what you call your vibrator??? laughing out loud

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It that what you call your vibrator??? laughing out loud


Oh your so funny. My boyfriend is not my vibrator, I actually have never used one of those. Geez Debbie how are they? I am sure you of ALL people would know! laughing


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Okay, this is getting weird...


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Okay, this is getting weird...


haha its ok, Debbie is just jealous of my lovely relationship.


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Yeah....

Oh look, a series of orange construction cones, let's knock them all down!


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I don't own a vibrator.................. sad

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I don't own a vibrator.................. sad


oh now that explains the friendly neighbors!


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Yeah....

Oh look, a series of orange construction cones, let's knock them all down!


*pushes Scythe's wheelchair into them*


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oh now that explains the friendly neighbors!
I can't help if they look out their windows.........

laughing out loud

I'm gonna kill your cat............lol

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*pushes Scythe's wheelchair into them*


right....


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WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


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