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Kram3r
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Bardock42 = Funniest KMC member.

Ok, so Bardock42 and I were trying to figure out how to call each other and I couldn't figure it out over here (I think it's my craptastic cell phone that doesn't work) so he ended up calling me. Anyway we were talking and I was pissing myself at his jokes (seriously, he's f*cking hilarious) and I was like "Dude, you got to ask my sister if she'll suck your dick" and he was like "Ok, I can do that.". So I ended up getting my sister and I went "Hey Vic, this guy from Germany wants to talk to you." and she replied with "Ok...". So she spoke softly and sort of slowish (I think she thought his English wasn't good; it's actually better than her's) and she probably thought he sounded cute.

So they were having a normal conversation for like 30 seconds and my sister pauses and says "Would I like to what?!" (she thought he said "Tuck in my top" as in shirt). Bardock42 repeated it and she was like "Ummm..no!".

My sister's reaction was f*cking priceless. Her eyes like went sideways and her jaw slightly dropped and she looked confused like as in "did I hear him right?". I was quickly handed back the phone with my sister saying "Your friend is a retard.". laughing

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Those Germans....

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laughing out loud I can't believe he did that.

no expression And I can't believe you let him.


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Bardock < Cheetah Girl


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Originally posted by Mišt
Those Germans....


I know they're sex.

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Originally posted by Council#13
laughing out loud I can't believe he did that.

no expression And I can't believe you let him.


I not only let him, I ASKED him.

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Bardock > Captain Maynard


Yeah, that's better.

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That's been done at my school.


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Originally posted by Kram3r
I know they're sex.



I not only let him, I ASKED him.



Yeah, that's better.


Will your sister su..........never mind. smile


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I know they're sex.



I not only let him, I ASKED him.



Yeah, that's better.
N3g.


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I not only let him, I ASKED him.
Then you're the funny one. Bardock was just being strange, which he's very good at. smile


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laughing You're like "Aren't I enough?"


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Yeah, that's better.


ooh, burn.


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ooh, burn.
I object. His reply spoilt it.


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laughing You're like "Aren't I enough?"

Oh yeah, that's exactly what I'm like. roll eyes (sarcastic)


Idiot.

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Oh yeah, that's exactly what I'm like. roll eyes (sarcastic)


Idiot.
Woah, that was just my impression from your post. You don't have to call me an idiot.


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Woah, that was just my impression from your post. You don't have to call me an idiot.

I do when you're being one. smile

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quote: (post)
Originally posted by lord xyz
That's been done at my school.


Yeah, but your's lacked Bardock42. Hence, it fails.

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Originally posted by Sanctuary


Sorry, hella funny though. If it makes you feel better my sister is a ***** and deserved it.

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Originally posted by Tattoo
Will your sister su..........never mind. smile


...

Maybe.

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Originally posted by Captain Maynard
N3g.


P0s.

quote: (post)
Originally posted by lord xyz
Then you're the funny one. Bardock was just being strange, which he's very good at. smile


No, seriously, Bardock is hella funny. I will buy his comedy album.

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Bardock42 = Funniest KMC member.

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Bardock's a good guy. ....touch sly, witty, intelligent. wink

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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Kram3r
Yeah, but your's lacked Bardock42. Hence, it fails.



Sorry, hella funny though. If it makes you feel better my sister is a ***** and deserved it.



...

Maybe.



P0s.



No, seriously, Bardock is hella funny. I will buy his comedy album.
Okay. Good luck with that.


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