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Super Marie 64
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The pain, the ache and the sickness

There was an american, a russian and a swedish guy socializing at a bar when a man with the appearance of Jesus walks inside. One of the men looks up at him from where he is seated.

"Are you not Jesus himself?" The american questioned.

"Why yes I am" Jesus replied.

"I have a horrible pain in my back. Could you try heal it?" The american continued.

"Yes" Jesus said and the pain was healed.

"Я случаюсь иметь ужасную головную боль (I happen to have a terrible headache)" The russian said, shortly after the american got his back healed.

"излечено (Healed)" Jesus replied and the russian felt the ache go away.

"Och vad kan jag g�ra f�r..... (And what can I do for.....)" Jesus spoke, but was interrupted by the swede.

"Nej nej nej, r�r mig inte f�r fan. Jag �r sjukanm�ld (No no no, do not touch me god damit. I am off sick)" The swede replied annoyed with Jesus.

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That made no sense. no expression

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That made no sense.

ok, I am not the only one who felt this.

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Originally posted by Sparkly
There was an american, a russian and a swedish guy socializing at a bar when a man with the appearance of Jesus walks inside. One of the men looks up at him from where he is seated.

"Are you not Jesus himself?" The american questioned.

"Why yes I am" Jesus replied.

"I have a horrible pain in my back. Could you try heal it?" The american continued.

"Yes" Jesus said and the pain was healed.

"Я случаюсь иметь ужасную головную боль (I happen to have a terrible headache)" The russian said, shortly after the american got his back healed.

"излечено (Healed)" Jesus replied and the russian felt the ache go away.

"Och vad kan jag g�ra f�r..... (And what can I do for.....)" Jesus spoke, but was interrupted by the swede.

"Nej nej nej, r�r mig inte f�r fan. Jag �r sjukanm�ld (No no no, do not touch me god damit. I am off sick)" The swede replied annoyed with Jesus.

Does not compute.

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Me thinks someone didn't copy/paste the whole thing.

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You guys are dumb if you didn't get it.

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You guys are dumb if you didn't get it.

You are obviously a super genius if you did.

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Originally posted by silver_tears
You guys are dumb if you didn't get it.

I got it alright, the Swedish guy does not want God to heal him because he is on sick leave from work, it was just dumb.

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It would have been funny had it established that the guy was off of work, the phrase "I am off sick" sounded more like bad translation than anything else.

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I got it alright, the Swedish guy does not want God to heal him because he is on sick leave from work, it was just dumb.

"Does not compute," implies you didn't understand it.

Jun 2nd, 2007 08:04 PM

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It would have been funny had it established that the guy was off of work, the phrase "I am off sick" sounded more like bad translation than anything else.

Exactly, the punchline came out retarded thus making the joke fail. Even if the punchline made sense, it was still a dumb joke.

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Originally posted by silver_tears
"Does not compute," implies you didn't understand it.

Don't sass me woman!

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I thought it was cute big grin

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Don't sass me woman!

*sasses*

Jun 2nd, 2007 08:19 PM

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Lame.

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*sasses*

Yours is nice.

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Yours is nice.

Buns of steel baby.

Jun 2nd, 2007 08:22 PM

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Yours is nice.

Some of us need ocular proof of that, you know. wink

A digital photo perhaps?

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Buns of steel baby.

You must work out.

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Some of us need ocular proof of that, you know. A digital photo perhaps?

I have all the proof I need.

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