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Before You Ask, YES Another Thread. :)

Why Parents Drink....
>>
>> A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his Bed
>> was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope,
>> Propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to "Dad." With
>> the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and
>> read the letter.
>>
>> Dear Dad:
>>
>> It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope
>> with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and
>> you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But
>> I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos,
>> tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am.
>>
>> But it's not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant. Stacy said that we
>> will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of
>> firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more
>> children.
>>
>> Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt
>> anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other
>> people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy.
>>
>> In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so
>> Stacy can get better. She deserves it.
>>
>> Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday
>> I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your
>> grandchildren.
>>
>> Love,
>> Your Son,
>> John
>>
>> P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just
>> wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report
>> card that's in my center desk drawer.
>>
>> I love you.
>>
>> Call me when it's safe to come home.
>>
>>>


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When I clicked on the link for this thread it brought me to the forum home page.


By the way. Another thread?


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lol. I figured out how to post in here. lol


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I own at everything.


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Ahahaha, I got in Bitches.

Or *****, I guess, Maynard.


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Boo, he's in here.


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smile Score one for Dustin.


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Who told Tsure.

Who could it have been


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Nobody. I figured it out on my own. I'm not an idiot. erm


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His brother.

After all, he's good at getting in tough spots, and backdoor entry.


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Lets think before we talk next time, k? erm


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His brother.

After all, he's good at getting in tough spots, and backdoor entry.


Like in the back of a Volkswagon?


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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Captain Maynard
Like in the back of a Volkswagon?

Like the back of a guy.


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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Röland
I'm here.
You've passed the initiation, etc..


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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Röland
Sweet.
All on your own?


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Tsure, quick, rename this thread Club Maynard or something.


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