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Scythe's Joke; Hilarious!!!!

Once there were three midgets in a park, the Bear midget was Barker, the taco was Roland and the goat was Scythe.

So, Roland was flipping a coin in the air, when Barker shoved him and made him lose the coin into a drain. It rolled, and just plopped in there. The midgets all gathered around the drain and figured out ways to get it.

Roland Says: "I'll get, I have the world's smallest feet!"

So he reaches in there, and almost gets the coin with his toes, but fails, just like life.

Barker says: "I'll get it! I have the world's smallest hands!"

So he tries and fails, in Roland fashion.

So then Scythe says: "I'll get it, I have the world's smallest penis! I'll just place a wad of gum on the tip of my prick and hump the drain till I snatch it! I do this with grandma!"

So Scythe is successful and retrieves the coin, but to their surprise, the three midgets are kicked out of the park for public sex acts

So the next morning Barker calls Roland and says: "Call Scythe, we have to go to the Guinness book of world records!

So the three midgets show up and Barker is seen first

He emerges half an hour later with a balloon and a book and says:
"Guys I did it! world's smallest hands!"

Then Roland goes in and comes out five minutes later
"Dudes! World's smallest feet! I f*ckin' did it!"

So then Scythe is shown in and emerges four hours later

"What happen? Did you win world's smallest penis?" exclaim Barker and Roland.

Scythe then says: "No... BUT WHO THE F*CK IS VINNY VALENTINE!!?!?!?!!"

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HAHA

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Hehehe, but seriously, we love ya Vinny!

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Hehehe, but seriously, we love ya Vinny!

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Didn't think it was gonna be this funny...

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Shouldn't it be THIN and not SMALL.

If it was small it wouldn't have been able to reach the bottom.

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Originally posted by InnerRise
Shouldn't it be THIN and not SMALL.

If it was small it wouldn't have been able to reach the bottom.

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

I can tell you've put a lot of thought into this. no expression

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Why thank you, I'm here all week.

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scythe dropped the soap last night.

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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Röland
Once there were three midgets in a park, the Bear midget was Barker, the taco was Roland and the goat was Scythe.

So, Roland was flipping a coin in the air, when Barker shoved him and made him lose the coin into a drain. It rolled, and just plopped in there. The midgets all gathered around the drain and figured out ways to get it.

Roland Says: "I'll get, I have the world's smallest feet!"

So he reaches in there, and almost gets the coin with his toes, but fails, just like life.

Barker says: "I'll get it! I have the world's smallest hands!"

So he tries and fails, in Roland fashion.

So then Scythe says: "I'll get it, I have the world's smallest penis! I'll just place a wad of gum on the tip of my prick and hump the drain till I snatch it! I do this with grandma!"

So Scythe is successful and retrieves the coin, but to their surprise, the three midgets are kicked out of the park for public sex acts

So the next morning Barker calls Roland and says: "Call Scythe, we have to go to the Guinness book of world records!

So the three midgets show up and Barker is seen first

He emerges half an hour later with a balloon and a book and says:
"Guys I did it! world's smallest hands!"

Then Roland goes in and comes out five minutes later
"Dudes! World's smallest feet! I f*ckin' did it!"

So then Scythe is shown in and emerges four hours later

"What happen? Did you win world's smallest penis?" exclaim Barker and Roland.

Scythe then says: "No... BUT WHO THE F*CK IS VINNY VALENTINE!!?!?!?!!"