All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
Sometimes that shark he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a shark... he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red, and despite all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and they... rip you to pieces.
__________________
Rorschach's Journal: October 12th, 1985. Tonight, a comedian died in New York.
Gender: Male Location: Barkdonald's Inc. OMFGPlulz: dunt
Then there was another one where he landed in Australia and went down under and it started raining and he built this bed thing to stay above water or something I don't remember.
Gender: Male Location: Barkdonald's Inc. OMFGPlulz: dunt
There was also another where he was in England and he set up some sort of trap for this Rabbit and he slept and when he came back he caught one and he broke it's neck and he slammed it on the ground and he took it back to camp and skinned it and ate it.
This one time at bandcamp, on the band bus, this fat girl in front of my belched, and it smelled like sewer for about 15 miles. I puked alittle in my mouth.
__________________
Rorschach's Journal: October 12th, 1985. Tonight, a comedian died in New York.