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Selphie
Lonesome Organist

Gender: Female
Location: Nebraska

Selphie's Counseling Corner

Come round, ye one and ye all!

Have a problem? I'll help ya solve 'em!

Need some advice? I've got plenty.

Whether the problem is major or minor, whether the problem is serious or rather silly, I'll hear ya out!

I may seem like a jerk sometimes, but I'm actually even nicer than I look, which is pretty farkin nice.

So PM me, or leave a comment, and I'll get to ya as fast as I can.

Satisfaction guarenteed!


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Don't be scared, I'm a friendly [girl]

I joke about [death] because it's funny when you're frightened

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MR.Grum
Universal Soul collector

Gender: Unspecified
Location: a nice place..no you cant come

quote: (post)
Originally posted by SelphieT
Come round, ye one and ye all!

Have a problem? I'll help ya solve 'em!

Need some advice? I've got plenty.

Whether the problem is major or minor, whether the problem is serious or rather silly, I'll hear ya out!

I may seem like a jerk sometimes, but I'm actually even nicer than I look, which is pretty farkin nice.

So PM me, or leave a comment, and I'll get to ya as fast as I can.

Satisfaction guarenteed!
i cant kill my self


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Grum Rule#1:ALL Grum Rules Apply.


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Old Post Sep 2nd, 2007 09:22 PM
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Selphie
Lonesome Organist

Gender: Female
Location: Nebraska

quote: (post)
Originally posted by MR.Grum
i cant kill my self


Have you tried killing Mr. Grum?


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Don't be scared, I'm a friendly [girl]

I joke about [death] because it's funny when you're frightened

Old Post Sep 2nd, 2007 09:23 PM
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FallenxAngel
rawrr.

Gender: Female
Location: P.G's heart.

I feel like jumping off a bridge.


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No more grey skies.

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Selphie
Lonesome Organist

Gender: Female
Location: Nebraska

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Sapphiree
I feel like jumping off a bridge.


Whats wrong sweetie?


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Röland
Psycho

Gender: Male
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I have an insane obsession with boobs. What should I do?


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Vinny Valentine
le Maple Syrup

Gender: Male
Location: Canada

I'm Vinny.


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FallenxAngel
rawrr.

Gender: Female
Location: P.G's heart.

quote: (post)
Originally posted by SelphieT
Whats wrong sweetie?

Oh nothing, it was a joke.


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Selphie
Lonesome Organist

Gender: Female
Location: Nebraska

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Röland
I have an insane obsession with boobs. What should I do?


Have you tried indulging boobs yet?

It may not be that "insane", but it may be quite healthy.


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Don't be scared, I'm a friendly [girl]

I joke about [death] because it's funny when you're frightened

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Selphie
Lonesome Organist

Gender: Female
Location: Nebraska

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
I'm Vinny.


Now, is that a problem, or just your name?


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Röland
Psycho

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quote: (post)
Originally posted by SelphieT
Have you tried indulging boobs yet?

It may not be that "insane", but it may be quite healthy.


Yeah, I've indulged a few sets of boobs in my time, but the obsession won't go away! IT'S CONTROLLING MY LOVE LIFE!

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHH!


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MR.Grum
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Location: a nice place..no you cant come

quote: (post)
Originally posted by SelphieT
Have you tried killing Mr. Grum?
yeah but i keep surviving Damn mammalian instinct .stupid brain


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Selphie
Lonesome Organist

Gender: Female
Location: Nebraska

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Röland
Yeah, I've indulged a few sets of boobs in my time, but the obsession won't go away! IT'S CONTROLLING MY LOVE LIFE!

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHH!


Instead of the boobs controlling your love life, how about you control your love life's boobs?


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Don't be scared, I'm a friendly [girl]

I joke about [death] because it's funny when you're frightened

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FallenxAngel
rawrr.

Gender: Female
Location: P.G's heart.


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No more grey skies.

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TOH
Dude, where is my car?

Gender: Male
Location: Error 404 - Not Found

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Röland
I have an insane obsession with boobs. What should I do?


Silicone Implant?
Oh sorry, it's SelphieT's corner


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Scythe
Hot-Patootie!

Gender: Unspecified
Location: Gotham City

I have a gaping hole in between my buttcheeks that reeks of death and expels fierce tasting chocolate on a daily basis! What do I do?!


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Röland
Psycho

Gender: Male
Location:

quote: (post)
Originally posted by SelphieT
Instead of the boobs controlling your love life, how about you control your love life's boobs?


That's pure genius! Thank you Selphie, you have shown me the light!


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Selphie
Lonesome Organist

Gender: Female
Location: Nebraska

quote: (post)
Originally posted by MR.Grum
yeah but i keep surviving Damn mammalian instinct .stupid brain


Maybe you should hire someone....?


__________________

Don't be scared, I'm a friendly [girl]

I joke about [death] because it's funny when you're frightened

Old Post Sep 2nd, 2007 09:30 PM
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MR.Grum
Universal Soul collector

Gender: Unspecified
Location: a nice place..no you cant come

quote: (post)
Originally posted by SelphieT
Maybe you should hire someone....?
there all pussys


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Old Post Sep 2nd, 2007 09:31 PM
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Selphie
Lonesome Organist

Gender: Female
Location: Nebraska

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Scythe
I have a gaping hole in between my buttcheeks that reeks of death and expels fierce tasting chocolate on a daily basis! What do I do?!


Next time you go to the store, make sure you get something called "2 ply".


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Don't be scared, I'm a friendly [girl]

I joke about [death] because it's funny when you're frightened

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