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Selphie
Lonesome Organist
 Gender: Female Location: Nebraska |
Selphie's Counseling Corner
Come round, ye one and ye all!
Have a problem? I'll help ya solve 'em!
Need some advice? I've got plenty.
Whether the problem is major or minor, whether the problem is serious or rather silly, I'll hear ya out!
I may seem like a jerk sometimes, but I'm actually even nicer than I look, which is pretty farkin nice.
So PM me, or leave a comment, and I'll get to ya as fast as I can.
Satisfaction guarenteed!
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Don't be scared, I'm a friendly [girl]

I joke about [death] because it's funny when you're frightened
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Sep 2nd, 2007 09:21 PM |
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MR.Grum
Universal Soul collector
 Gender: Unspecified Location: a nice place..no you cant come |
i cant kill my self
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Sep 2nd, 2007 09:22 PM |
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Selphie
Lonesome Organist
 Gender: Female Location: Nebraska |
Have you tried killing Mr. Grum?
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Don't be scared, I'm a friendly [girl]

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Sep 2nd, 2007 09:23 PM |
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FallenxAngel
rawrr.
 Gender: Female Location: P.G's heart. |
I feel like jumping off a bridge.
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No more grey skies.
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Sep 2nd, 2007 09:23 PM |
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Selphie
Lonesome Organist
 Gender: Female Location: Nebraska |
Whats wrong sweetie?
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Don't be scared, I'm a friendly [girl]

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Sep 2nd, 2007 09:24 PM |
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Röland
Psycho
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I have an insane obsession with boobs. What should I do? 
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Sep 2nd, 2007 09:24 PM |
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Vinny Valentine
le Maple Syrup
 Gender: Male Location: Canada |
I'm Vinny.
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Lazy
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Sep 2nd, 2007 09:25 PM |
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FallenxAngel
rawrr.
 Gender: Female Location: P.G's heart. |
Oh nothing, it was a joke.
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Sep 2nd, 2007 09:25 PM |
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Selphie
Lonesome Organist
 Gender: Female Location: Nebraska |
Have you tried indulging boobs yet?
It may not be that "insane", but it may be quite healthy.
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Don't be scared, I'm a friendly [girl]

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Sep 2nd, 2007 09:25 PM |
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Selphie
Lonesome Organist
 Gender: Female Location: Nebraska |
Now, is that a problem, or just your name?
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Sep 2nd, 2007 09:26 PM |
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Röland
Psycho
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Yeah, I've indulged a few sets of boobs in my time, but the obsession won't go away! IT'S CONTROLLING MY LOVE LIFE!
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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Sep 2nd, 2007 09:26 PM |
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MR.Grum
Universal Soul collector
 Gender: Unspecified Location: a nice place..no you cant come |
yeah but i keep surviving Damn mammalian instinct .stupid brain
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Sep 2nd, 2007 09:27 PM |
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Selphie
Lonesome Organist
 Gender: Female Location: Nebraska |
Instead of the boobs controlling your love life, how about you control your love life's boobs?
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Don't be scared, I'm a friendly [girl]

I joke about [death] because it's funny when you're frightened
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Sep 2nd, 2007 09:28 PM |
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FallenxAngel
rawrr.
 Gender: Female Location: P.G's heart. |
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No more grey skies.
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Sep 2nd, 2007 09:28 PM |
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Scythe
Hot-Patootie!
 Gender: Unspecified Location: Gotham City |
I have a gaping hole in between my buttcheeks that reeks of death and expels fierce tasting chocolate on a daily basis! What do I do?!
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Sep 2nd, 2007 09:28 PM |
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Röland
Psycho
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That's pure genius! Thank you Selphie, you have shown me the light!
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Sep 2nd, 2007 09:29 PM |
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Selphie
Lonesome Organist
 Gender: Female Location: Nebraska |
Maybe you should hire someone....?
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Don't be scared, I'm a friendly [girl]

I joke about [death] because it's funny when you're frightened
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Sep 2nd, 2007 09:30 PM |
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MR.Grum
Universal Soul collector
 Gender: Unspecified Location: a nice place..no you cant come |
there all pussys
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Sep 2nd, 2007 09:31 PM |
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Selphie
Lonesome Organist
 Gender: Female Location: Nebraska |
Next time you go to the store, make sure you get something called "2 ply".
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Don't be scared, I'm a friendly [girl]

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