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Impediment
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 I have cancer.

Seriously. no expression











I have cancer of the genitals that causes them to swell in size and double in length and girth. The doctor says that it doesnt look like it can be cured.



Nah, just kidding folks. I just have a huge penis.


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Nah, just kidding folks. I just have a huge penis.


Prove it.


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Thats not funny, my friends sister died from having a huge penis.


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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Prove it.


Ask Raeann. yes


quote: (post)
Originally posted by Ax3l
Thats not funny, my friends sister died from having a huge penis.


No wai! eek!


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Ask Raeann. yes




No wai! eek!

Where is she?


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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Ax3l
Thats not funny, my friends sister died from having a huge penis.


yeah...mine

i'll give you this though...that line made me laugh more than anything else today...kudos to you


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 Re: I have cancer.

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Originally posted by Impediment
Seriously. no expression











I have cancer of the genitals that causes them to swell in size and double in length and girth. The doctor says that it doesnt look like it can be cured.



Nah, just kidding folks. I just have a huge penis.
laughing


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Where is she?


Right here, babe. I'll put it to you like this:

Matt's one-eyed monster is my own "Tower of Power".
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Ask Raeann. yes
She'll probably say "He's no Axel."


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You mean I don't pee on my nuts? Yeah, I dont.



pwnt.


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Originally posted by Impediment
You mean I don't pee on my nuts? Yeah, I dont.



pwnt.
I only do that for fun. With a god damn smile on my face.


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Right here, babe. I'll put it to you like this:

Matt's one-eyed monster is my own "Tower of Power".

Impedy signed on Raeann's name just to say that.

Nah but for real that's cool, yo.


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Originally posted by Impediment
Seriously. no expression











I have cancer of the genitals that causes them to swell in size and double in length and girth. The doctor says that it doesnt look like it can be cured.



Nah, just kidding folks. I just have a huge penis.



WTH, Matt? laughing laughing


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Originally posted by jaden101
yeah...mine

i'll give you this though...that line made me laugh more than anything else today...kudos to you


Oh, you poor guy.


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Oh, you poor guy.


i wont disagree...it was a bad day...


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i wont disagree...it was a bad day...
I'm starting my day with Arrested Development. So I have a good amount of base humour every day.


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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Impediment
Seriously. no expression











I have cancer of the genitals that causes them to swell in size and double in length and girth. The doctor says that it doesnt look like it can be cured.



Nah, just kidding folks. I just have a huge penis.
You have two penises? Or did you neglect to mention your huge balls? Or were your balls so small that the increase didn't make them big enough?


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Originally posted by Ax3l
Thats not funny, my friends sister died from having a huge penis.


Nice. thumb up


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