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Mr. Rhythmic
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Gender: Male
Location: Britain

I have a serious secret to reveal.....

You see, I've been fooling you all since the beginning. And not just since I've been here, but much longer ago as well. You see.......
I am Moranama, something you would call a 'space squid'. I produce asexually, and made mankind. But the truth is, you are all just like me, but cannot get out of your skin. KMC was formed by my brainwaves hitting those of KMC's moderator. I found it entertaining if he made a forum, something I began years and years ago as a place to make the feeble minded feel belonged in life. All of theis writing? Useless. I made it as a form of communication to keep you all away from the truth. But now I know I could hold that secret no longer.
And all of your idols, and the dinosaurs? I created a timeshift that placed all of those things in time to make you believe that you were a part of the evolutionary chain. Religion? Just amusing statures made by me for a cheap laugh. And there is no government. It's just a bunch of puppets I put infront of a camera to look real. Press meetings? Dressed cronies up like the puppets to keep you all fooled. Democracy? More like Squidocracy. And the wars over the millenia? My version of your television.
So basically, you are all space squids infake skin made millions of years ago by me in total amusement, and everything you've ever known is a lie. April fools.

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Ax3l
Dream Finder

Gender: Male
Location: Imagination Pavilion

You're a day late.

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Apr 2nd, 2008 07:46 PM

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McLovin
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Gender: Male
Location: Toys 'R' Us

Account Restricted

And a dollar short.

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Mr. Rhythmic
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Gender: Male
Location: Britain

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Originally posted by Ax3l
You're a day late.

And another thing I forgot to mention: April Fools Day is a day early. It seems one of my flunkies forgot to put April 2 as the official April Fools Dy so long ago.
April Fools on that, too.

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Apr 2nd, 2008 07:47 PM

Ax3l
Dream Finder

Gender: Male
Location: Imagination Pavilion

Also, no one cares.

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Apr 2nd, 2008 07:51 PM

Mr. Rhythmic
Senior Member

Gender: Male
Location: Britain

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Originally posted by Ax3l
Also, no one cares.

I think I remember you from birth. You were Delilah, until your fake parents renamed you. Do you still like to wear dresses?

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Apr 2nd, 2008 07:57 PM

Mr. Rhythmic
Senior Member

Gender: Male
Location: Britain

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Originally posted by McLovin
And a dollar short.

I have enough money, but thank you Sq10098789669909046578696.

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Apr 2nd, 2008 07:59 PM

Tired-Hiker
El Bastardo

Gender: Male
Location: Sailing the seas of cheese.

Re: I have a serious secret to reveal.....

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Originally posted by Toku King
You see, I've been fooling you all since the beginning. And not just since I've been here, but much longer ago as well. You see.......
I am Moranama, something you would call a 'space squid'. I produce asexually, and made mankind. But the truth is, you are all just like me, but cannot get out of your skin. KMC was formed by my brainwaves hitting those of KMC's moderator. I found it entertaining if he made a forum, something I began years and years ago as a place to make the feeble minded feel belonged in life. All of theis writing? Useless. I made it as a form of communication to keep you all away from the truth. But now I know I could hold that secret no longer.
And all of your idols, and the dinosaurs? I created a timeshift that placed all of those things in time to make you believe that you were a part of the evolutionary chain. Religion? Just amusing statures made by me for a cheap laugh. And there is no government. It's just a bunch of puppets I put infront of a camera to look real. Press meetings? Dressed cronies up like the puppets to keep you all fooled. Democracy? More like Squidocracy. And the wars over the millenia? My version of your television.
So basically, you are all space squids infake skin made millions of years ago by me in total amusement, and everything you've ever known is a lie. April fools.

"Squidocracy" laughing

In the words of Randy Jackson from American Idol: "So yeah, dude, check this out. Stay off the brown acid."

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Kelly_Bean
Warum ist die Sonne rund?

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Originally posted by Ax3l
Also, no one cares.

Pwnt.

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Strangelove
Misunderstood Genius

Gender: Male
Location: The Transmogrifier

He's also a sock

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Mr. Rhythmic
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Gender: Male
Location: Britain

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Originally posted by Kelly_Bean

Pwnt.

You were always a follower, Sclump....er...'Kelly Bean'.

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Apr 2nd, 2008 08:13 PM

Tired-Hiker
El Bastardo

Gender: Male
Location: Sailing the seas of cheese.

I actually kind of care. embarrasment

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Apr 2nd, 2008 08:15 PM

Mr. Rhythmic
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Location: Britain

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Originally posted by Strangelove
He's also a sock

I like socks. They keep my tentacles warm.

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Apr 2nd, 2008 08:15 PM

Ax3l
Dream Finder

Gender: Male
Location: Imagination Pavilion

Testicles

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Apr 2nd, 2008 08:16 PM

Mr. Rhythmic
Senior Member

Gender: Male
Location: Britain

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Originally posted by Ax3l
Testicles

You're welcome.

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Apr 2nd, 2008 08:18 PM

LanceWindu
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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Toku King
You see, I've been fooling you all since the beginning. And not just since I've been here, but much longer ago as well. You see.......
I am Moranama, something you would call a 'space squid'. I produce asexually, and made mankind. But the truth is, you are all just like me, but cannot get out of your skin. KMC was formed by my brainwaves hitting those of KMC's moderator. I found it entertaining if he made a forum, something I began years and years ago as a place to make the feeble minded feel belonged in life. All of theis writing? Useless. I made it as a form of communication to keep you all away from the truth. But now I know I could hold that secret no longer.
And all of your idols, and the dinosaurs? I created a timeshift that placed all of those things in time to make you believe that you were a part of the evolutionary chain. Religion? Just amusing statures made by me for a cheap laugh. And there is no government. It's just a bunch of puppets I put infront of a camera to look real. Press meetings? Dressed cronies up like the puppets to keep you all fooled. Democracy? More like Squidocracy. And the wars over the millenia? My version of your television.
So basically, you are all space squids infake skin made millions of years ago by me in total amusement, and everything you've ever known is a lie. April fools.