i dont eat glass...,

Started by ragesRemorse2 pages

i dont eat glass...,

...,cuz im just that smart.

What do you avoid doing because you're just that smart?

not breathing.

😎 Idolize Chuck Norris.

Originally posted by Yoshi Paradise
😎 Idolize Chuck Norris.

incase he roundhouse kicks you ?😂

Originally posted by Yoshi Paradise
😎 Idolize Chuck Norris.

that's kind of dumb. there is no good reason to not idolize chuck Norris, unless you are already busy idolizing gary busy.

i dont eat tums when drinking soda cuz im just that smart

I don't get too close to people's ears with the airhorn when I'm out airhorning the town with my friends. ..cause I'm that smart.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
I don't get too close to people's ears with the airhorn when I'm out airhorning the town with my friends. ..cause I'm that smart.

😂

you're like the most compassionate humanitarian on these boards.

I don't fart when there is poop about to come out...especially when I am at work.

Originally posted by dadudemon
I don't fart when there is poop about to come out...especially when I am at work.

So, you keep your mouth closed?

Good job.

Originally posted by ragesRemorse
😂

you're like the most compassionate humanitarian on these boards.


Thanks, I try! 😍
Originally posted by dadudemon
I don't fart when there is poop about to come out...especially when I am at work.

crylaugh Honey, I find that hard to believe because sometimes there are times when you don't know you have to shit until you fart and then you're like "Damn, almost shat myself!"

I don't use a light sabre to cut my toenails.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
crylaugh Honey, I find that hard to believe because sometimes there are times when you don't know you have to shit until you fart and then you're like "Damn, almost shat myself!"
Hence the classic bathroom poem . . . .'Here I sit broken hearted, tried to shit, but only farted. Then one day I took a chance, tried to fart, but shit my pants.'

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Hence the classic bathroom poem . . . .'Here I sit broken hearted, tried to shit, but only farted. Then one day I took a chance, tried to fart, but shit my pants.'

Profiled.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Profiled.

w00t

I don't don't do meth, cause I'm just that smart.

I dont start a liberation movement in a prison with nothing but a spork and some wool trousers...

no butt-****s on a friday night...

I dont set things on fire, cause I'm just that smart.

Smoke, drink, Spam in the 1,000,000th post thread, etc