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Rogue Jedi
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Bathroom Mishaps.....

We have all had them, admit it. Share your unfortunate incidents here.

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Jul 13th, 2008 07:14 AM

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Thoren
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I once had too much to drink, and i stopped at a Valero. When I got the key to the bathroom, i almost pissed on the floor and wall.

I had to piss like a champ. no expression

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Jul 13th, 2008 07:19 AM

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Rogue Jedi
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Once I was walking to the corner store and I sharted on the way home.....I was sick, and then I said screw it and let the juices flow. laughing out loud

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Jul 13th, 2008 07:20 AM

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Jul 13th, 2008 07:22 AM

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Leo.M
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Been there done that. laughing

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Jul 13th, 2008 07:22 AM

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Rogue Jedi
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It ran down my leg like hot meatloaf gravy. yes

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Jul 13th, 2008 07:24 AM

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Jul 13th, 2008 07:28 AM

Leo.M
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Jul 13th, 2008 07:30 AM

Scythe
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Disgusting thread

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Jul 13th, 2008 07:37 AM

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Rogue Jedi
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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Scythe
Disgusting thread

No stories to tell then?

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Jul 13th, 2008 07:43 AM

Scythe
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Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
No stories to tell then?

I have stories, but this is sorta nasty. I don't wanna hear about you messin' yourself.

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Jul 13th, 2008 07:45 AM

Phucked Up
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Everyone's had this one...

You're sick to your stomach and you go to the bathroom to vomit, but at the same time you have to take a shit. So you have to decide: "Do I vomit in the toilet and shit on the floor or do I hold the shit in while I find something to puke in while I'm on the shitter?!"

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Jul 13th, 2008 08:00 AM

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Scythe
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I've actually never experienced that one. Just the usual: "I have to go here" situations.

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Jul 13th, 2008 08:03 AM

Rogue Jedi
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Originally posted by Scythe
I have stories, but this is sorta nasty. I don't wanna hear about you messin' yourself.

No one forced you to read it.

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Jul 13th, 2008 08:08 AM

Scythe
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Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
No one forced you to read it.

I know, but I typed that so hopefully you'de spare us the detail of fecal matter and urine being expelled from your body.

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Jul 13th, 2008 08:10 AM

Rogue Jedi
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As I said, no one is twisting your arm.

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Jul 13th, 2008 08:10 AM

Scythe
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As I said, it's just gross. Don't worry about it.

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Jul 13th, 2008 08:13 AM

Rogue Jedi
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knock knock.....

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Jul 13th, 2008 08:41 AM