I am without a doubt the worst poker player of all time.
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All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
Gender: Male Location: Sailing the seas of cheese.
The best hand I ever got on pokerstars was a four of a kind with 9s. I limped in and matched all the raises, then I raised after the river where everyone called since they vested so much into the pot, and I took it all like a poker god!
I don't play poker 'offline' that much, I find all the table talk business frustrating, all the silly mind games people try to use and that. Unless it's with friends of course, then it's nothing more than a laugh.
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"All morons hate it when you call them a moron." - Holden Caulfield
Gender: Male Location: Sailing the seas of cheese.
Yeah, I learned at real table games when people are trying to play mind games and stuff I just tune them out. Then when I beat them they get all flustered and pissed off for no reason. They basically psyche themselves out. For some reason I suck at playing with friends.
Yeah, I'm not too good at playing with friends, usually because I don't really want to take their money off them. Also, they know me too well, all the subtle signals they can instantly pick up on.
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"All morons hate it when you call them a moron." - Holden Caulfield
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