Does the Lord mind if I use the blood as lubricant?
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Re: If God kills a kitten every time I whank off...
Ask Backfire, he knows all about this shit.
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All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.