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So I work in the men's clothing area of a department store. And I was at work yesterday and a man comes in and he'd like to try on some shoes, so I go back to the stock room and get the shoes he wants. After I unpack the shoes and hand them to him I go help some one else and then I come back and ask how everything was fitting, and this is how our conversation goes:

Man: "Would you smell this shoe? It smells like petroleum."

- I smell the shoe -

Me: "It smells like Cambell's [local hardware store]."

Man: "Yeah, it smells funny. I bought a pair of shoes at the Men's Warehouse and they smelled like this. I wore them to a movie and then everyone in the theater started leaving and smelling their hands because the place smelt like petroleum. I brought them back and they let them sit in the store over the weekend and then they sent the whole shipment back!"

Me: "Well, you know, they put mink oil and shoe polish on these to make them shiny and last longer, it could just be that you're smelling."

- He smells the shoe again -

Man: "Hmm. I dunno."

Then he wanted a different size, so I went to get a different size and one of the shoes happened to be the display from the stock room.

- He smells the shoe -

Man: " Now this shoe doesn't smell funny!"

- He then has me smell the shoe -

Me: "That's the display one, so it's been out of its box for a while."

Man: "Yeah, this one doesn't smell like petroleum."

- And he smells the shoe again before deciding he doesn't want any shoes and leaves. -


wtf?!

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Nazzy smells mens feet!!


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Maybe he forgot his wallet?


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Maybe he was trying to get free shoes.


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Maybe he was just a retard...


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Yeah, well there's always the retard possibility.


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Originally posted by Kostabot
Maybe he was just a retard...
I'm gonna go for that one.


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This reminds me of the time i let one rip while watching pans labyrinth and the people in the row below me moved down a row. It was epic.


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Re: Petroleum Shoes

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Naz
So I work in the men's clothing area of a department store. And I was at work yesterday and a man comes in and he'd like to try on some shoes, so I go back to the stock room and get the shoes he wants. After I unpack the shoes and hand them to him I go help some one else and then I come back and ask how everything was fitting, and this is how our conversation goes:

Man: "Would you smell this shoe? It smells like petroleum."

- I smell the shoe -

Me: "It smells like Cambell's [local hardware store]."

Man: "Yeah, it smells funny. I bought a pair of shoes at the Men's Warehouse and they smelled like this. I wore them to a movie and then everyone in the theater started leaving and smelling their hands because the place smelt like petroleum. I brought them back and they let them sit in the store over the weekend and then they sent the whole shipment back!"

Me: "Well, you know, they put mink oil and shoe polish on these to make them shiny and last longer, it could just be that you're smelling."

- He smells the shoe again -

Man: "Hmm. I dunno."

Then he wanted a different size, so I went to get a different size and one of the shoes happened to be the display from the stock room.

- He smells the shoe -

Man: " Now this shoe doesn't smell funny!"

- He then has me smell the shoe -

Me: "That's the display one, so it's been out of its box for a while."

Man: "Yeah, this one doesn't smell like petroleum."

- And he smells the shoe again before deciding he doesn't want any shoes and leaves. -


wtf?!


Well I guess thats one way of hitting on a lady...

'Hey smell my shoe...we should mate...I mean date!' wink


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Originally posted by omgchos
This reminds me of the time i let one rip while watching pans labyrinth and the people in the row below me moved down a row. It was epic.

hahaha
that happened with my mom once
me and my sister moved down a few seats

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Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
hahaha
that happened with my mom once
me and my sister moved down a few seats

U know


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