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Laugh Jokes Thread

Joke about anything and in any way you want stick out tongue


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Wow, this hasn't been done before in the 9 years KMC has been active!


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Why diba gochroach croz da rode?

Ta fabba niba linpolip laughing


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Originally posted by Phat_Crabs
Why diba gochroach croz da rode?

Ta fabba niba linpolip laughing

you know, that might be the slighest bit humourous, if you didnt have the communication skills of an infantile retard

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you know, that might be the slighest bit humourous, if you didnt have the communication skills of an infantile retard


Yeah, and you might be sort of cute if your face didn't get in the way of your looks. erm


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Iez lafin mie az awf!!


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Bich gotz da punkt, holms!!! laughing


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Yeah, and you might be sort of cute if your face didn't get in the way of your looks. erm

ooohhhh ouch, that might actually hurt if you would have put some thought into it instead of just pulling the lamest thing you could find out of your ass

whats next mom jokes?

go on lets hear 'em

*waits for phat crabs' lame mom jokes*

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OBAMA


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i hear tired hiker has some pretty decent mom jokes

i dont think he's on right now though erm


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Originally posted by lrae
ooohhhh ouch, that might actually hurt if you would have put some thought into it instead of just pulling the lamest thing you could find out of your ass

whats next mom jokes?

go on lets hear 'em

*waits for phat crabs' lame mom jokes*


Your mom is so small, she can hang glide from a Dorrito. cool


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OBAMA

yeah, that might actually be funny, if there wasn't the biggest retard the world has possibly ever seen (not including phat crabs) wasting time, money and resources whilst sitting on his fat ass in the white house for 8 years before Obama.

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Your mom is so small, she can hang glide from a Dorrito. cool

laughing

nice

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yeah, that might actually be funny, if there wasn't the biggest retard the world has possibly ever seen (not including phat crabs) wasting time, money and resources whilst sitting on his fat ass in the white house for 8 years before Obama.


Wyz dont'n yooz stop bichin' soz much, dis da joke fred biotch, not da bich an' mone fred. Hooker.


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Wyz dont'n yooz stop bichin' soz much, dis da joke fred biotch, not da bich an' mone fred. Hooker.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA


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Wyz dont'n yooz stop bichin' soz much, dis da joke fred biotch, not da bich an' mone fred. Hooker.

whyz donts uz stop be trippin' foolz

whi duz u gotz to be all up in ma grillz foar mang?

leave it be mofo, letz tha sheeit die nicka!

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