I did several searches to see if this thread already existed and I wasn't able to find an existing thread with a relevant objective. If there is a "Change the username of the person above you thread" in existence already, I apologize.
The rules are obvious. Change it to whatever may please you.
I was going to do a "Change the username of the person below you" but I could not summon enough psychics.
Oh boy. I'm a deadly kind of funny, huh?
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Someone once taught me that the world only makes sense when you force it to.
All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.