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jinXed by JaNx
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So i heard this joke..,.

What do you call a horse with no legs propped up on cinder blocks?

Post an inquiry with a new joke.

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Nov 1st, 2014 08:37 PM

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riv6672
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WTH???!?

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buriedsix fee under? Same guy, three feet under?

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Nov 1st, 2014 10:54 PM

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Punchline, dammit!

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Nov 4th, 2014 09:47 PM

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3 women wash up on an island beach and are found 2 days later by a tribe of strange cannibles.

the women are taken and tied up to poles in the camp, one of the women is begging not to be eaten, so the cannibles tell them. we have a tradition "if you want to live you must find a fruit in the jungle and fit 10 of that fruit up your arse without making a face, if you do you will die"

so the women agree and go into the jungle. 3 hours later two come back with fruit and the chief cannible sends men to find the third.

the first women had apples and made it to 3 before she made a face, she was executed. the second women had grapes and maded it to 9 before she laughed, she was executed.

when the two women met in heaven the first said " what happened, you could have easily made it to 10 without making a face"
the second responded " i saw the cannibles come back with the second women"
the first looked at her "so why did you laugh?"
the seconds said "she had Pineapples"

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Nov 5th, 2014 02:59 AM

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* "i saw the cannibles come back with the third women"

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Nov 5th, 2014 03:00 AM

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I don't get it? Ur joke is lame.

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I don't get it? Ur joke is lame.

the third women was found but the fruit she found (the one she had to have 10 up her ass) was a pineapple

Nov 5th, 2014 07:30 AM

riv6672
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Well, in mine the guy buried six feet under is named Doug. The one buried three feet under, Douglas.

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Nov 5th, 2014 07:46 AM

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Well, in mine the guy buried six feet under is named Doug. The one buried three feet under, Douglas.

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Ha

only took me 10 minutes!

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riv6672
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I still want the punchline for the horse... sad

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Nov 5th, 2014 08:50 AM

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The horse's name is "Phillip".

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Nov 6th, 2014 07:55 AM

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs hanging on the wall? Art.

What do you call his arms and legs? Pieces of Art.

What if he also doesn't have a tongue? Tasteless Art.

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Nov 11th, 2014 07:42 AM

riv6672
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What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs in the water? Swimming trunks!

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Nov 13th, 2014 07:40 AM

jinXed by JaNx
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Originally posted by Genesis-Soldier
3 women wash up on an island beach and are found 2 days later by a tribe of strange cannibles.

the women are taken and tied up to poles in the camp, one of the women is begging not to be eaten, so the cannibles tell them. we have a tradition "if you want to live you must find a fruit in the jungle and fit 10 of that fruit up your arse without making a face, if you do you will die"

so the women agree and go into the jungle. 3 hours later two come back with fruit and the chief cannible sends men to find the third.

the first women had apples and made it to 3 before she made a face, she was executed. the second women had grapes and maded it to 9 before she laughed, she was executed.

when the two women met in heaven the first said " what happened, you could have easily made it to 10 without making a face"
the second responded " i saw the cannibles come back with the second women"
the first looked at her "so why did you laugh?"
the seconds said "she had Pineapples"

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Nov 13th, 2014 12:44 PM

jinXed by JaNx
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Well, in mine the guy buried six feet under is named Doug. The one buried three feet under, Douglas.

Sorry it took so long to respond.

A horse propped up on a cinder block with no legs....,Amish mechanic.

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Nov 13th, 2014 12:49 PM

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What do you call a dog with no hind legs and a set of brass balls? Sparky.

A dog with no legs? Nothing, he wont come to you regardless.

Yeah that last one's mean!

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Nov 13th, 2014 09:03 PM