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Write a poem describing another member and see if people can guess who it's for?

Who is this poem about.

It can be short it can be long!

Methadone, methadone burning bright, in the shadow of my life. Oh Methadone!


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he held my girl's hand,
and he stroked my girl's thigh,
but i didn't mind,
she's just friends with this guy.

he slipped of her pants,
spread her knees apart.
he may have her pussy,
but i have her heart.

they tell me she's cheating,
and not being subtle.
but she always comes home,
coz i know how to cuddle!

it might seem to you,
my relationship's f*ucked,
but they never kissed,
so i'm not getting cucked.


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Originally posted by Bashar Teg
he held my girl's hand,
and he stroked my girl's thigh,
but i didn't mind,
she's just friends with this guy.

he slipped of her pants,
spread her knees apart.
he may have her pussy,
but i have her heart.

they tell me she's cheating,
and not being subtle.
but she always comes home,
coz i know how to cuddle!

it might seem to you,
my relationship's f*ucked,
but they never kissed,
so i'm not getting cucked.


Haha! Very Good!


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Lmao!


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Originally posted by Steve Zodiac
Haha! Very Good!


thank you for the diversion. it was a fun 5 minute exercise to amuse me on an especially busy day. though in my haste i messed up the rythm in the second verse.. if i had one more minute to put into it i would have edited it to:

he slid off her pants
and her knees flew apart
he may have her pussy
but i have her heart.


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Originally posted by Bashar Teg
thank you for the diversion. it was a fun 5 minute exercise to amuse me on an especially busy day. though in my haste i messed up the rythm in the second verse.. if i had one more minute to put into it i would have edited it to:

he slid off her pants
and her knees flew apart
he may have her pussy
but i have her heart.
Hahahahahahahaha!!!!


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2 haikus, same person

almost punched some mom
for taunting the helpless gays
and the whole bus cheered

please please wear this bra
its victoria's secret
don't tell your parents


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