he held my girl's hand,
and he stroked my girl's thigh,
but i didn't mind,
she's just friends with this guy.
he slipped of her pants,
spread her knees apart.
he may have her pussy,
but i have her heart.
they tell me she's cheating,
and not being subtle.
but she always comes home,
coz i know how to cuddle!
it might seem to you,
my relationship's f*ucked,
but they never kissed,
so i'm not getting cucked.
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Your Lord knows very well what is in your heart. Your soul suffices this day as a reckoner against you. I need no witnesses. You do not listen to your soul, but listen instead to your anger and your rage.
__________________ Chicken Boo, what's the matter with you? You don't act like the other chickens do. You wear a disguise to look like human guys, but you're not a man you're a Chicken Boo.
thank you for the diversion. it was a fun 5 minute exercise to amuse me on an especially busy day. though in my haste i messed up the rythm in the second verse.. if i had one more minute to put into it i would have edited it to:
he slid off her pants
and her knees flew apart
he may have her pussy
but i have her heart.
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Your Lord knows very well what is in your heart. Your soul suffices this day as a reckoner against you. I need no witnesses. You do not listen to your soul, but listen instead to your anger and your rage.
almost punched some mom
for taunting the helpless gays
and the whole bus cheered
please please wear this bra
its victoria's secret
don't tell your parents
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Your Lord knows very well what is in your heart. Your soul suffices this day as a reckoner against you. I need no witnesses. You do not listen to your soul, but listen instead to your anger and your rage.