I had an accident a few months ago. I was driving around and taking care of errands. I finished my last errand and the shiit feeling hit me. I was about 10 minutes away from my house and I figured I could make it.
I swear I hit every red light on the way back. Everyone was driving slow. The cards were stacked against me.
I made it to the house and almost let it out before I got out of my car. I pinched my cheeks and walked like a mummy up to my door. Got inside the house and mummy walked to the bathroom. As I pulled my pants down it exploded everywhere.
Just everywhere. It was a mess. I had to throw out the pair of levis and underwear I was wearing. Had to throw out the bath rug that was in the bathroom. I cleaned it up well enough so that hopefully my maid wouldn't see it the next day
__________________ QUANCHI112:In between the passes Khan will tear out the orca teeth and use them as an offensive weapon. Khan has crushed a skull before so tearing a tooth off a whale should be no issue.
A couple years ago I got norovirus flu and was in the bathroom throwing up my lungs and involuntarily exploded out the ass like whoa. It was just sweatpants, but they were comfortable ones.
About 10 years ago. It happened about 2 days after I'd had a spinal fusion surgery. The doctor had warned me it was a possible side effect I might experience.
You have a maid? Nice.
__________________ Chicken Boo, what's the matter with you? You don't act like the other chickens do. You wear a disguise to look like human guys, but you're not a man you're a Chicken Boo.
8 or so years ago, when I was 17. I had a ruthless stomach bug that'd been going on for weeks, maybe even a month at that point, it was awful. Hadn't shat a solid for so long it seemed like a distant memory, an old, discarded way of life. I'd been missing too much college due to being ill so I forced myself to go in one day. It was pissing wet outside, relentless ****ing rain.
On my way to the bus stop, I was unable to hold in a fart that turned out not to be a fart. It wasn't much, but it was enough. I had to clean myself off in the rain using the borrowed raincoat I was wearing. My mate's parents never did get that coat back – I threw it into the bushes, where it belonged. Still went into college too, because there was no way a bit of poo was going to hold me back when I'd already got that far.
having a maid is great dude. I hate cleaning and she comes once a week and cleans the master, the living room, and the guest bathroom. 70 dollars a week.
a maid combined with a gardner for 85 dollars a month and a car wash service for 50 dollars a month makes life better.
only thing I clean is myself and my dog
__________________ QUANCHI112:In between the passes Khan will tear out the orca teeth and use them as an offensive weapon. Khan has crushed a skull before so tearing a tooth off a whale should be no issue.
__________________ QUANCHI112:In between the passes Khan will tear out the orca teeth and use them as an offensive weapon. Khan has crushed a skull before so tearing a tooth off a whale should be no issue.