Probably my big number one of this subject is Bond dying. He never dies. Duh. The other thing was him just asking for a beer like lordofwar said. Also that he would yell I'M BATMAN. I think this thread is hilarious on what you guys make up. they're all true too.
__________________ Arm yourself because no-one else here will save you
The odds will betray you
And I will replace you
You can't deny the prize it may never fulfill you
It longs to kill you
Are you willing to die?
Blofeld realizes one of the astronauts boarding the spaceship is a fake, and has the man brought to his control room. It's Bond.
"Just shoot him!"
"No, I want him to watch my evil plan and all that, rub it in his face."
"Oh, great, he just shot one of my henchmen with a cigarette and opened up my volcanic lair. Now hundreds of ninjas are streaming in and killing everybody."
"Well just shoot him!"
"Nah, it's no big deal, when's the last time an army of ninjas won anything? This is the twentieth century."
"Eh, maybe you're right."
"Oh crap, my control room's falling apart because of those lousy ninjas. I better evacuate."
"What about Bond?"
"The guy who unleashed that army of ninjas? The guy who makes a living foiling your plans?"
"Oh, him. What about him?"
"Are you going to shoot him?"
"Mmm... no. Come on, Mr. Bond, come take a walk with me and my two henchmen."
"Oh maaaaan. What's your problem?"
"No problem, I'm just taking Bond down this corridor with me. Hey Hans, hand me that gun. And here, is the price of failure, Mr. Bond..."
"Finally, you're going to shoot Bond! Took you long enough!"
"Ha ha! Fooled you! I just shot Osato! Boy you should see the look on your face! Now come on, Mr. Bond, follow me."
"What the hell is wrong with you? Why didn't you just shoot Bond too?"
"Oh get off my back. I just wanted to walk down this one last corridor with Bond. I like walking with him. It's fun. There. We're at my little railcar. And now, since there's no more ninjas to watch, no more corridors to walk down, NOW I think I'll shoot Mr. Bond."
"Well too bad, bonehead, because that Japanese buddy of his just sunk a shuriken in your arm."
"Ow! Guess I should have taken one of those eight hundred opportunities I had earlier and shot Bond then. But I really really really wanted to have him watch my evil plans and walk down all those corridors with me. At least I learned my lesson! You can rest assured that if I ever have Bond at my mercy again, I'll just shoot him on sight!"
"Guess what, moron: you're going to do the exact same crap for two more movies. And then he's going to kill you."
"Boy I suck."