As we all know there are a collection of priceless and downright crude quotes throughout the infamous game. From whatever CJ may shout when in the throws of a gang shoot out, to the clerks in the nearby stores and fastfood restaurants, there's never a dull verbal moment.
I thought that I would start a thread listing a sort of "Best of" quotes from the game. This is basically just an opinionated thread of what you guys just damned near fell out of your chairs laughing once you ran across these little side-splitting moments in the game. I'll start it off with one of my all time favorites:
Server Guy in Cluckin' Bell: [before you buy] How may I further degrade myself sir?[after you buy] Hope ya choke-a-doodle-doo!
This is just one of many, but I died laughing when I first heard it! It was just hilarious! I even go to Cluckin' Bell now, just to hear this guy go!
There's a whole bunch more in the game, but I'll leave them open to you guys! Have fun !
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[after watching a black van drive by them]
Carl Johnson: C'mon, dude, what's all that about?
The Truth: You don't want to know.
Carl Johnson: Why?
The Truth: Do you know what a sub-dermal neurophone is?
Carl Johnson: A what?
The Truth: Exactly. Sometimes its best to stay in the dark, kid.
i like the one when he seems so unconcerned about another agency selling landmines
"they took a shipment of landmines...sold them to middle eastern country and everybody went crazy and it killed alot of people and caused a lotta problems...blah blah"
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Best GTA: San Andreas Quotes
It was just hilarious! I even go to Cluckin' Bell now, just to hear this guy go! 
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Jul 23rd, 2005 08:38 AM
