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~Air Angel~
Armed & Dangerous
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 Pirate Jokes
Post your pirate jokes here! 
HERE IS ONE I FOUND............
An able-bodied seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and they take turns recounting their adventures at sea. Noting the pirate's peg-leg, hook, and eye patch, the seaman asks, "So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?"
The pirate replies "We was caught in a monster storm off the Cape and a giant wave swept me overboard. Just as they was pullin' me out a school of sharks appeared and one of 'em bit me leg plum off!"
"Blimey!" said the seaman. "What about the hook"?
"Ahhhh...," mused the pirate, "We was boardin' a trader ship, pistols a 'blastin' and swords a'swingin' this way and that. In the fracas me hand got chopped off."
"Zounds!" remarked the seaman. "And how came ye by the eye patch"?
"A seagull droppin' fell into me eye," answered the pirate.
"Ye lost your eye to a seagull dropping?" the sailor asked incredulously.
"Welllll..." explained the pirate, "..it was me first day with the hook."
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~Air Angel~
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MORE JOKES!
Have you heard about the new pirate movie? It’s rated AARRRRGGH! And do you know why? Because of all the booty!
How much does it cost a pirate to get a piercing? A buck an ear!
Why did the pirate go on vacation? He needed some AARRRRGGH and AARRRRGGH!
How did the pirate stop smoking? He used the patch!
Did you hear about the pirate who scored 20,000 points for the Lakers? His name was Kareem Abdul JabAARRRRGGH!
What is piratophobia? Fear of a sunken chest!
What’s a pirate’s favorite country? AARRRRGGHentina!
What do you call a pirate that skips class? Captain Hooky!
What Star Wars character is really a pirate? AARRRRGGH-2 D-2!
What’s a pirate always looking for, even though it’s right behind him? His booty!
What does a gourmet pirate add to his dinner? A gAARRRRGGHnish!
How much did the pirate pay for his peg leg and hook? An arm and a leg!
What’s a pirate’s second favorite mode of transportation? A cAARRRRGGH! (to which one member of the club replied, “So, um, what’s a pirate’s first favorite mode of transportation?” “A ship, duh.”)
What kind of socks does a pirate wear? AARRRRGGHyle!
What has 8 arms and 8 legs? Eight pirates!
A pirate walks into a bar with this enormous steering wheel stuck down his pants. The bartender can’t help but ask, “What’s with the steering wheel?” “ARRRRGGH,” the pirate answers, “it’s drivin’ me nuts.”
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~Air Angel~
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Location: Chillin on the Beach |
MORE
What do you call a pirate who poses for Playgirl?
A Play-matey!
How do you keep a pirate from robbing your house?
Fill you lawn with beavers!
What did the pirate say to the jokester?
Aye, walk the prank!
What do pirates do when ants start eating through their ship?
The buy and ARRRdvark!
What is a pirate's favorite dessert?
Chips A-Hoy!
Why did the pirate go on vacation? He needed some AARRRRGGH and AARRRRGGH!
What's a pirate's favorite country? AARRRRGGHentina!
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Phoenix
Luna Lovegood
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Phoenix
Luna Lovegood
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Location: in a double decker bus... |
my fave...
What do you call a pirate who poses for Playgirl?
A Play-matey!
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~Air Angel~
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that's my fave too! 
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Feb 5th, 2004 04:56 PM |
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~Air Angel~
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Location: Chillin on the Beach |
BUPMING
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Machete_Guy
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Why couldnt the kid go to watch a pirate film at the cineamas?
beaceasue it was reated..Arrr...*slaps thie*
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PsychoFreeak
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LOL!!!!!!!!!
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Jun 11th, 2004 11:16 AM |
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Machete_Guy
Another Basterd
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Location: City 17 |
Wats a pie?......a half a pirate
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Jul 25th, 2004 04:33 AM |
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Sea Bird
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^^^^^^^ hahahahahahaha!!!!!!! i love that!!!!!!
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Jul 26th, 2004 05:01 AM |
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Machete_Guy
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Ur kiddin? im makin these up as i go! LOL
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Jul 27th, 2004 06:23 AM |
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Captain's Wench
Queen of da swashbucklers
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lol well ur pretty good!!! Plus I've heard some of these before...somewhere...I think?
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Jul 28th, 2004 06:36 AM |
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«§hõnknêss»
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LOL  Ure weird BU, MG, UC hoeva u r now
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Jul 30th, 2004 11:01 AM |
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Captain's Wench
Queen of da swashbucklers
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those are pretty good keep going!! errr heres one I didn't see on there *clears throat*
How much is it to peirce a pirate's ear?
A buck an ear!!!
I used to say that alooooot when i was a kid!!
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«§hõnknêss»
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[SPOILER - highlight to read]: You see, when we left Jack, marooned on the ship with a cuffed wrist and a hungry kraken, we forgot one very important thing mate-he's Captain Jack Sparrow... savvy?
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Jul 31st, 2004 08:40 AM |
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Captain's Wench
Queen of da swashbucklers
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any more??
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Aug 1st, 2004 08:30 AM |
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Machete_Guy
Another Basterd
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wat do pirates like going too?
A competion to rate pies from 1-10-pie-raters-pirates god im bored
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Aug 1st, 2004 08:53 AM |
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Captain's Wench
Queen of da swashbucklers
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lol We can see!!
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Aug 1st, 2004 09:11 PM |
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«§hõnknêss»
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LOL U & pies
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