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willofthewisp
Savvy did my sig
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POTC Mad-libs
Does everyone know madlibs? It's really easy. Without reading the story, write on a separate piece of paper words that fit the categories, then insert them into the story below. The results should produce hilarity.
1. verb
2. fluffy animal that is not a dog or a cat
3. breakfast food
4. verb that begins with A.
5. slang word for a prostitute
6. adjective
7. your favorite character/actor from Grease
8. verb
9. verb
10. nonsense word
One day, Jack was __________ (1) on the Black Pearl when Gibbs, Jack's _______ (2) approached him. "Captain," he said, "we were wondering why your compass was vexing you so."
"You see, my little ________ (3), Jack began, "there comes a time in a man's life when a woman ___________ (4) a man. She makes life complicated for him, so to speak. Such a thing is happening to me. Isn't life a _________ (5)?"
"Who is it that's vexing you, Captain?" Gibbs asked, seeming _____ (6).
"Why it's ________ (7)," Jack answered.
"Jack!" Gibbs shouted in shock. "Are you sure?"
"Undeniably. She makes my heart _______ (8) and my mind _______ (9)."
"Wow!" Gibbs said. "It's just like what my father told me, God rest his soul. I'll never forget when he told me these words: _________ (10)."
Suddenly, just as Jack was finishing his confession, the Pearl approached land.
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pirate179
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OMG how fun! i wanna do this!!!
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willofthewisp
Savvy did my sig
Gender: Female
Location: at the second star to the right |
If you like that one, try this one.
1. adjective
2. article of clothing
3. famous movie quote (doesn't have to be from POTC)
4. exotic food dish
5. strangest rumor you've heard about what will happen in AWE
6. character in POTC you find the most annoying
7. body part
8. number
9. historical document
10. very sexy movie actor (NOT Johnny or Orlando)
11. condiment (ex. ketchup)
Will got out of the boat and felt the ______ (1) sand as he went deeper into the island searching for Jack. He felt a twitch in his ______ (2) but he kept going. At last he saw a familiar face....or the closest thing to a familiar face.
"__________ (3)," Mr. Cotton's parrot squawked.
"Oh, it's you, you little _______ (4)," Will said. "Can you keep a secret?"
The parrot nodded.
"I have a suspicion that __________ (5)," Will whispered, "but you can't tell anyone. Have you seen Jack?"
"Don't eat me! Please, eat _______ (6) instead," it said.
"I'm not going to eat you," Will promised. All of a sudden, a native of the island leapt out of the trees, only his ________ (7) was clothed, shielded from the elements.
"Where is Jack?" Will demanded, drawing his sword that was # _______ (8) on his favorite swords list. "Talk or I'll ______ this into you!"
The native pulled out a blow gun as long as a ________ (9) and shot a dart into Will's neck. The last thing Will could remember was when Elizabeth said to beware of ________ trying to seduce him (10), and then he passed out.
"_________ (11)," he muttered as his eyes closed.
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Nanami_XIV
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Will got out of the boat and felt the PURPLE sand as he went deeper into the island searching for Jack. He felt a twitch in his SHOE but he kept going. At last he saw a familiar face....or the closest thing to a familiar face.
"DANCE MAGIC DANCE," Mr. Cotton's parrot squawked.
"Oh, it's you, you little PINIKPIKAN," Will said. "Can you keep a secret?"
The parrot nodded.
"I have a suspicion that NORRINGTON WILL DIE," Will whispered, "but you can't tell anyone. Have you seen Jack?"
"Don't eat me! Please, eat BARBOSSA instead," it said.
"I'm not going to eat you," Will promised. All of a sudden, a native of the island leapt out of the trees, only his FOOT was clothed, shielded from the elements.
"Where is Jack?" Will demanded, drawing his sword that was # 125 on his favorite swords list. "Talk or I'll SWIM this into you!"
The native pulled out a blow gun as long as a DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE and shot a dart into Will's neck. The last thing Will could remember was when Elizabeth said to beware of DAVID BOWIE trying to seduce him , and then he passed out.
"MUSTARD," he muttered as his eyes closed.
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pirate179
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Location: somewhere... |
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Mar 5th, 2007 03:33 AM |
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willofthewisp
Savvy did my sig
Gender: Female
Location: at the second star to the right |
Oops, I missed a blank. Uh, for that one, that one is just a verb. Sorry.
That was funny, Gravitation
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Mar 5th, 2007 03:34 AM |
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Nanami_XIV
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oh,replace that blank with SWIM.
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Mar 5th, 2007 03:36 AM |
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IheartPocky
Not a sausage..
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Location: Where I Am. |
i have now realized that I am not good at mad libs hehe
One day, Jack was kicked on the Black Pearl when Gibbs, Jack's -ferret- approached him. "Captain," he said, "we were wondering why your compass was vexing you so."
"You see, my little -oatmeal-, Jack began, "there comes a time in a man's life when a woman -asks- a man. She makes life complicated for him, so to speak. Such a thing is happening to me. Isn't life a (haha)?"
"Who is it that's vexing you, Captain?" Gibbs asked, seeming awesome.
"Why it's -Sandra Dee-," Jack answered.
"Jack!" Gibbs shouted in shock. "Are you sure?"
"Undeniably. She makes my heart -run- and my mind -cry-."
"Wow!" Gibbs said. "It's just like what my father told me, God rest his soul. I'll never forget when he told me these words: --Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious-."
Suddenly, just as Jack was finishing his confession, the Pearl approached land.
Will got out of the boat and felt the -crusty- sand as he went deeper into the island searching for Jack. He felt a twitch in his belt but he kept going. At last he saw a familiar face....or the closest thing to a familiar face.
"-I am your father-," Mr. Cotton's parrot squawked.
"Oh, it's you, you little -Lo mein-," Will said. "Can you keep a secret?"
The parrot nodded.
"I have a suspicion -that Jack Black could be a mermaid-," Will whispered, "but you can't tell anyone. Have you seen Jack?"
"Don't eat me! Please, eat -Will instead-," it said.
"I'm not going to eat you," Will promised. All of a sudden, a native of the island leapt out of the trees, only his -toe- was clothed, shielded from the elements.
"Where is Jack?" Will demanded, drawing his sword that was #-23- on his favorite swords list. "Talk or I'll ______ this into you!"
The native pulled out a blow gun as long as a -Declaration of Independence- and shot a dart into Will's neck. The last thing Will could remember was when Elizabeth said to beware of Jared Leto trying to seduce him, and then he passed out.
"-Horseradish-," he muttered as his eyes closed.
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MAJI DE! DEJIMA! MAJIDEJIMA! Why so serious? *tear*
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Mar 5th, 2007 03:38 AM |
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Minie Mina
Lady Lara Croft
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Location: Look behind you, damnit! |
Ok......
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Im confused lol.
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Mar 5th, 2007 03:50 AM |
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willofthewisp
Savvy did my sig
Gender: Female
Location: at the second star to the right |
That's the point, chiki. It's not supposed to be a logical story. It's supposed to sound crazy and messed up. You did just fine, especially that part about Jack being in love with Sandra Dee. You made me replay the entire song in my head!
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Mar 5th, 2007 03:54 AM |
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IheartPocky
Not a sausage..
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Location: Where I Am. |
haha okay 
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MAJI DE! DEJIMA! MAJIDEJIMA! Why so serious? *tear*
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Mar 5th, 2007 03:55 AM |
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-savvychick-
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LMAO!!
i luv them
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Mar 5th, 2007 03:56 AM |
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Minie Mina
Lady Lara Croft
Gender: Female
Location: Look behind you, damnit! |
No, I mean as in how do you start this game?
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Mar 5th, 2007 04:02 AM |
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pirate179
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where ever there is a blank, you fill it in with the directions at the top....for example 1. verb...so the first blank in the story you replace w/ a random verb...does that make sense??
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Mar 5th, 2007 04:05 AM |
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AudioHeart
Wherever Jack Is
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Omg guys, this IS hilarious!!! Good Idea Willofthewisp  
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[Reading off map]"'Up Is Down?'Well That's Just Madeningly Unhelpful, why are these things never clear?"
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T.Maria
Oh, Spiffing!!
 Gender: Female
Location: It's All In The Mind! |
1. verb
2. fluffy animal that is not a dog or a cat
3. breakfast food
4. verb that begins with A.
5. slang word for a prostitute
6. adjective
7. your favorite character/actor from Grease
8. verb
9. verb
10. nonsense word
One day, Jack was Having a Ho-down on the Black Pearl when Gibbs, Jack's b!tch approached him. "Captain," he said, "we were wondering why your compass was vexing you so."
"You see, my little pop tart, Jack began, "there comes a time in a man's life when a woman assaults a man. She makes life complicated for him, so to speak. Such a thing is happening to me. Isn't life a ten-dollar-hoe?"
"Who is it that's vexing you, Captain?" Gibbs asked, seeming jealous.
"Why it's Eugene!," Jack answered.
"Jack!" Gibbs shouted in shock. "Are you sure?"
"Undeniably. HE makes my heart jiggy and my mind explode."
"Wow!" Gibbs said. "It's just like what my father told me, God rest his soul. I'll never forget when he told me these words: Joshamee; there was an old woman from Meiling, who had a preculiar feeling. She lay on her back, and opened her -."
Suddenly, just as Jack was finishing his confession, the Pearl approached land.
" - and p!ssed all over the ceiling"
Its crap, but im new at this lmao
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siriuswriter
....when you do dance...
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One day, Jack was GALLOPING on the Black Pearl when Gibbs, Jack's FERRET approached him. "Captain," he said, "we were wondering why your compass was vexing you so."
"You see, my little SAUSAGE PATTY," Jack began, "there comes a time in a man's life when a woman ALLOWS a man. She makes life complicated for him, so to speak. Such a thing is happening to me. Isn't life a WOMAN OF THE NIGHT?"
"Who is it that's vexing you, Captain?" Gibbs asked, seeming INSIGNIFICANT.
"Why it's FRENCHIE!" Jack answered.
"Jack!" Gibbs shouted in shock. "Are you sure?"
"Undeniably. She makes my heart WHISTLE and my mind STRIKE."
"Wow!" Gibbs said. "It's just like what my father told me, God rest his soul. I'll never forget when he told me these words: FLIBBERTIGIBBET."
Suddenly, just as Jack was finishing his confession, the Pearl approached land.
Will got out of the boat and felt the SWISHY sand as he went deeper into the island searching for Jack. He felt a twitch in his CUMMERBUND but he kept going. At last he saw a familiar face....or the closest thing to a familiar face.
"FRANKLY MY DEAR, I DON'T GIVE A DAMN," Mr. Cotton's parrot squawked.
"Oh, it's you, you little CHICKEN TIKKA KORMA," Will said. "Can you keep a secret?"
The parrot nodded.
"I have a suspicion that ELIZABETH AND I ARE SIBLINGS," Will whispered, "but you can't tell anyone. Have you seen Jack?"
"Don't eat me! Please, eat BOOTSTRAP BILL, YOUR FATHER instead," it said.
"I'm not going to eat you," Will promised. All of a sudden, a native of the island leapt out of the trees, only his NOSE was clothed, shielded from the elements.
"Where is Jack?" Will demanded, drawing his sword that was # 2319 on his favorite swords list. "Talk or I'll JIVE TALK this into you!"
The native pulled out a blow gun as long as a MAGNA CARTA and shot a dart into Will's neck. The last thing Will could remember was when Elizabeth said to beware of HEATH LEDGER trying to seduce him (10), and then he passed out.
"DILL PICKLE RELISH," he muttered as his eyes closed.
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katelovespirate
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HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Willo, those are BRILLIANT!!@!
T. Maria, i loved the 'ten dollar hoe'... so funny... oh geee.... this is my new favorite thread.
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Mar 5th, 2007 01:08 PM |
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katelovespirate
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Here's one...
1. verb, present tense
2. jungle animal
3. overused cliché
4. a word of farewell
5. what you think will happen between Will and Elizabeth
6. piece of good advice
7. food or drink
8. act of physical intimacy
9. body part
10. adjective ending in “ly”
11. beautiful vacation spot
12. sexy TV show or film
13. loud noise
14. body part
15. angry exclamation
16. insulting name
17. What you think will happen between Elizabeth and Jack
Elizabeth watched Jack _____________(1) the woodwork of his ship for the last time. Like a ______________(2), she stalked towards him, her heart racing. It was ________________(3).
“Sometimes you have to say ____________(4) to your first love,” Jack whispered.
Elizabeth nodded, knowing that one day _________________(5). “As my father always says, ________________________(6).”
She was close enough to smell the ______(7) on his breath, as she wrapped her arms around him and began ____________(8). In response, he pulled her closer and allowed his hands to trace her __________(9) _________(10). Elizabeth thought she was in __________(11).
“This is better than _____________(12),” Jack murmured, when suddenly he heard the __________(13) of the handcuff on his ________(14). “____________(15)” Jack exclaimed. “You’re more of a ____________(16) than I thought.”
“It’ll be alright,” Elizabeth assured him quietly. “_____________________ (17)”
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