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willofthewisp
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Fun trivia of AWE
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katelovespirate
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fascinating. filming with a script? barbossa's first name made up as a joke by jd? the fountain of youth found in fla??/ that should be a quick trip for them.
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Oct 21st, 2007 10:38 PM |
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willofthewisp
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Funny you mention that, Kate, because I was all mixed up on locales once everyone made it to the Locker. When they went back, were they just still near Singapore, or were they back in the Caribbean? Where exactly is Shipwreck Cove? So depending where the battle took place, Jack and Barbossa may indeed have a long trip ahead of them if they want their sunny Florida vacation together. I hear Barbossa is dying to ride the ET ride at Universal.
Did you have any idea about the whole Hector thing? How would that even enter someone's mind as a joke? Hector Barbossa just flows so well and it is neither too sweet nor too menacing.
What I really want to know is if, to get into character, Bill Nighy started beating up Naomie Harris to give her her infamous bruises. Lol.
Fun ways to "get into character on the POTC set:"
1. Keira: After a long ordeal of practicing her ever-growing stunt repetoire, she reports first to Jack Davenport's trailer. He is surprised to see her, but settles into the moment when she starts making out with him. She then goes to Chow Yun Fat/Yun Fat Chow's trailer and repeats the process. She moves on to Johnny's trailer where he makes sure Vanessa has taken the kiddies into town for the day. Finally, she knocks at Orlando's trailer where they "rehearse" for a long long time.
2. Johnny: After Keira leaves, Johnny gets a text from Vanessa saying she will be a little later but the kids want to hear him do Jack Sparrow again. Deciding to warm up, Johnny downs a few bottles of Captain Morgan. His stagger is all too real and he has forgotten all about his American accent for the day.
3. Orlando: Orlando is a little squeamish at the sight of fake blood, so he knocks at Bill Nighy's trailer. He squats down by the air conditioning vent and Bill practices stabbing him with a large tree branch. Orlando fakes his death scene with great panache, and finally feels prepared to do it during filming. He thanks Bill and leaves, taking the opportunity to bring flowers to his makeup artist for giving him such a cool scar at the end of the movie. All he has to wait on now is the next time Keira feels the need to get into character.
4. Geoffrey Rush: After a few hours of picking on Johnny, he decides to visit Mooshky, the monkey. He gives it treats and speaks baby talk to it for a while before checking on his hygeine. He has forgone a shower and shave for a few days and looks appropriately gnarled.
5. Naomie: Naomie withdraws from the rest of the cast, preferring they view her as a mystery woman. She starts getting her voodoo dolls out of her innocently-labeled "toy chest." She decides to pick on Jack Davenport for the day, making his doll feel the urge to go seduce Johnny. She laughs.
6. Jack Davenport: After a cold shower upon thinking of Johnny in a strange way, he sits in his trailer and watches old episodes of his short-lived television series UltraViolet. "Hey, I'm in it for all of 5 minutes. I don't need to prepare anything. Keira was already over for a visit."
7. Bill Nighy: Bill taped a photo of Naomie on his punching bag and started using his crab claw as a bat. He is surly to Orlando and Johnny and indifferent to Keira, who did NOT kiss him. He decides to eat order some calamari for lunch. He orders his personal assistant, Mike, to go get it for him. After Mike brings it back, Bill starts playing with it and making it say his own lines. He picks up another squid and begins directing a very interesting porno.
8. Kevin: Kevin reads up on all stories of the sea. After he feels he can annoy everyone, he names his teddy bear prop Gary, after screen legend Gary Oldman, who was offered the part of Eyeless Joe but declined, feeling the script was not intelligent enough. Soon, Kevin knows Johnny will be at his door to order him about and slap him. The girls playing the whores are running late.
9. Gore: Gore knows he has a lot to film today. Keith Richards slipped some kind of Agent X into his coffee, and he feels a little weird, but decides to press on. Today he has to film a whole third of the movie out of order, but decides the editing department can fix all of that. Keira has come to him to once again b*tch about certain contents of the script, but she sounded like Charlie Brown's teacher. T&T will come by later to taunt him and call him "college boy." He decides to go shoot hoops with Orlando.
10. T&T: T&T show up at about 3 in the afternoon, where there is only about 2 more hours left of filming in the day's schedule. They watch several scenes being filmed, recording their comments to use for the dvd's commentary later on so they don't have to watch the movie a second time. They are most pleased about Tom Hollander, who has been an absolute gentleman, not kicking those kids who mistook him for Gimli. Tom comes up and tells them how excited he is about his cinematic death scene. T&T smile and nod and after Tom leaves, roll their eyes and call him a shmuck. They throw acorns at Johnny, Keira, and Orlando and make obscene gestures when Bill and Naomie have their scene together. Finally, Gore tells them that security will be arriving to escort them off the set. They beg him to stay, not calling him "college boy" for once. Ted walks off with Scarlett and Terry walks off with Giselle, bragging that they once wrote a delightful little film called Shrek.
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Oct 22nd, 2007 12:39 AM |
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HAHAHAHAHAH oh gee... this had better continue. I loved the T&T bit best... hahahaha....
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Oct 22nd, 2007 12:46 AM |
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LOL! these are funny! (what willo wrote)
fascinating! (on imdb)
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Oct 22nd, 2007 12:15 PM |
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very interesting facts.
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Oct 22nd, 2007 02:34 PM |
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lol Those are so funny, Willo. You really captured Ted & Terry. 
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Oct 23rd, 2007 03:47 AM |
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LMAO 
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Oct 23rd, 2007 05:37 AM |
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willofthewisp
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Have I left anyone out? Oh well.
Post-filming Wrap Party
Keira: Skimping on the toga and going for something a little more elegant, Keira brings that weird guy from Pride and Prejudice who plays Mr. Wickham to the party. Now that she is of age, she orders a white wine spritzer and flirts with the hired bartender and catering staff. She gets a message that T&T will be fashionably late as usual, giving her enough time to demand certain things happen in POTC4 in order for her to stay.
Johnny: Johnny hides in a corner, feeling naked without his dreadlocks and bandana. Something about going back to just Johnny saddens him. When asked what's wrong, his answer is always the same: just go get me a martini. He strikes up conversation with a guy named Ug who has just agreed to give him another tattoo that says "POTC Wrap Party: 2007." He forces a smile.
Orlando: After playing 7 Minutes in Heaven (well, 10 minutes) in the closet with Naomie, he hunts down Johnny and marvels at the new tattoo. He shows him the one he and the guys got while working on LOTR. Johnny says he's seen it a million times. Not one to be outdone, Orlando finds Ug and gets a tattoo of Keira's leg on his forearm. He screams, but half of that scream is in delight, for this will be a tattoo for the ages with just enough shock value.
4. Geoffrey: Never one for parties, Geoffrey finds two college girls that crashed the party. He reminds them he was once in films that actually won awards like "Shine" and "Elizabeth." They coo and offer themselves to him. Anxious to leave, he grabs his coat from the closet, running into Naomie in her second round of 7 Minutes in Heaven. He politely says excuse me and puts one arm around each girl, who tells him their names are Phoebe and Tina. Just as his hand reaches the doorknob, Gore walks in and begs Geoffrey to stay, saying he will not pay him if he walks out now. Geoffrey sighs and tells the girls to wait. Gore talks about how he's always wanted to direct a Star Wars movie. Geoffrey looks at his watch.
5. Naomie. She can cross Orlando and Jack Davenport off her list. She leaves the closet and begins looking for someone else. She toys with the idea of inviting Keira to play, but Keira is busy playing beer pong and going "woooo! Check out my washboard abs!" Sighing, she grabs some cake. Geoffrey is surrounded by Gore and two college girls. She strolls over, knowing she'll snag at least one of them.
6. Jack Davenport. Surprised he was invited to the party since Jonathan wasn't, he quickly gets himself a Jack&Coke. He notices most everyone is too drunk to talk to the press. Staggering over to them, he talks about the film, using the words "sexpert" and "Family Guy." After waving them off, he smiles. The Norribeth rumor is going splendidly. He gets a call from Sailorleo saying she knows where a bigger rave is going on. Knowing she will be in her trademark leather dress with no underwear, he speeds away.
7. Bill Nighy: Ah, it's his night to shine. Everyone keeps raving about his performance, hands down some of his best work. He takes a seat and writes a letter to the creative minds behind Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz, telling them they can burn in hell because he's found his niche. Orlando comes to greet him, joking about burning him with the hot tea while filming a scene together. "That's okay, I could always just stab you again," Bill jokes. He's excited about POTC4. However, Orlando reminds him that his character won't be in POTC4. Bill flies into a rage. Most everyone just laughs it off.
Kevin: Kevin watches Keira play beer pong and wants to learn how to play. When he asks her, she says she will teach him another drinking game. After making him pat his head while simultaneously rubbing his stomach, she says the next step is for him to sing a showtune. Wanting to be the best drunk ever, he belts out "Everything's Comin Up Roses." People start throwing things at him.
Gore: Gore is on top of the world, glad he topped whoever the hell directed Spider-Man 3 at the box office. Everyone knows summer blockbusters get the Best Director Oscar. When asked by Johnny what is next for Jack, Gore strokes his new devil beard and says, "Whatever Disney says." Johnny punches him in the face. Gore, thinking only Johnny is drunk when in fact everyone else is, laughs and calls him a swell guy. Johnny now feels bad and gives him a comic book.
T&T: Finally there, they scratch themselves and see who can do the best impression of Rosie O'Donnell. Gore, trying to be a nice guy, raises his glass to toast them for their writing. Ted starts crying but is told by Terry to suck it up. They've brought a slide show explaining precisely how Will Turner's curse works and the detailed history of the Flying Dutchman but unfortunately, Keira poured beer all over the projector and thus ruined it. They talk about their upcoming project, "Tarzan," in which Tarzan is now a young Eskimo boy raised by polar bears rather than apes. This scares most of the press away. NOW it's a party. They pour vodka in the punch bowl and start passing out the weed.
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Oct 23rd, 2007 06:58 PM |
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LOL these are soo funny
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Oct 23rd, 2007 11:48 PM |
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ROFL!
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Oct 24th, 2007 12:04 PM |
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOVE IT!!!!!
More?
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Oct 24th, 2007 04:43 PM |
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willofthewisp
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Ooh, I'm not feeling very creative today. Plus I don't know what other behind-the-scenes events I can do. Why doesn't someone else try their hand at it and I'll jump in?
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Oct 24th, 2007 08:58 PM |
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katelovespirate
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man oh man, i gots to write a paper.
maybe these will get your creative juices flowing, if not, i'll try one tomorrow or something...
-traditional "bring your partner to the set day", where all the actors/crew get to bring their current love to the set and show them around
-emergency late night meeting called when T and T STILL can't decide on the ending for film 3, and everyone is sleepily suggesting things...
-the first meeting for all the actors to read over the script for film 4
-Hurricane party.
-How the cast handles a steady flow of setbacks during a normal filming day.
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Oct 24th, 2007 09:07 PM |
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willofthewisp
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Kate, those are awesome ideas! I'll let something inspire me. Okay, I got one. This is just the trio.
(Johnny, Keira, and Orlando on the set of AWE, discussing a scene)
Johnny: I say, we ad-lib and instead of pointing our guns at each other, we'll all turn on Geoffrey at once. It'll be funny.
Keira: I don't know. The script says we all point our guns at each other only for them to not work.
Johnny: That's right. I forgot you want that second Oscar nomination. Orli, you settle it.
Orlando: Um, I'm all for ad-libbing, but I think instead of ganging up on Geoffrey, we should just keep switching who we point them at.
Keira: I don't like that.
Orlando: Fine. Whatever Johnny says is what I'm going with.
Johnny: Ooh, guess I win.
(Gore stomps in.)
Gore: You there! Trained monkeys! T&T changed the script on you again. Turns out, the whole gun scene is actually comic relief and doesn't reveal any plot twists at all.
Orlando: Surprise, surprise.
Gore: I don't like your mouth, mister. Anyways, just follow the script on that one and ad-lib only the vital scenes so lots of fans will have questions later. You're all on in 5.
Keira: Did you know he had me do my scene with Chow without a script?
Johnny: That tool!
Orlando: I concur.
Johnny: All right. We'll stick to the script, and then we'll open fire on Gore. Everyone good with that?
Keira: I am!
Orlando: I am!
Johnny: All right. Hands in the middle. (They all put their hands on top of each other) Who has a break down?
Orlando: Will Turner!
Keira: Um...ooh! I saw a seagull fly by.
Johnny: Seagull on three. 1 2 3...
All: Seagull!
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HAHHAHAHA Seagull..... tee heee. loved it. ad-libbing the important scenes. brilliant. 
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Oct 24th, 2007 09:25 PM |
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Jaeh
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lol!
so that's what happened.. they adlibbed it all! *gasp*
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Oct 25th, 2007 11:58 AM |
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willofthewisp
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Yeah, they read the mysterious real script and tossed it aside in favor of "their" movie.
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Oct 25th, 2007 11:11 PM |
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Ah, love it!
willlo, you're a comic genious...
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Oct 26th, 2007 12:30 AM |
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willofthewisp
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Aw, thanks. These take a while, though. Go on the sparrabeth thread to see how T&T get some of their wackier ideas.
More fun with the trio
(They are rehearsing, holding their scripts)
Keira: "Jack, this is real. We're here."
Johnny: I'm not feeling this scene.
Orlando: I know. I'm doing absolutely nothing in it.
Keira: Nobody is. I mean, it's a rescue! We should be fighting crab people and slapping Jack sane like in Airplane.
Johnny: I'll tell you what we'll do. We'll show Gore our version.
Days later
Gore: Okay, guys, what do you got?
(scene is normal until Elizabeth says her line)
Keira: "Jack, this is real. We're here." (pause) "Look behind you!"
Orlando: "What are those crab things?" (draws sword) "To arms!"
Jack: "Don't worry! I know how to hold them off. I speak their language. Ahem. Guten tag."
(they draw their swords and start slashing invisible things)
Gore: What the hell was that?
Johnny: That's acting, pal.
Gore: This isn't an action scene.
Orlando: It is now. We have swords!
Gore: It's not in the script.
Keira: Gore, I can't win an Oscar from this movie the way it is. I can't even get nominated...again.
Gore: No, T&T will shove me into a locker if I go against them. Plus, Disney is putting a lot of money into their script. We have to stick with it.
Johnny: I HATE DISNEY! (starts crying. Orlando and Keira hug him)
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