I have just had conformation of a new government conspiracy from a reporter friend of mine. It absolutely blew my mind when he told me, he even showed me pictures, which I will try and post at a later date.
Now then, remember the London bombings? We were told that they were committed by Islamic terrorists, however I have just received absolute proof that this is not so, they were in fact committed by three monkeys in a beige overcoat. I am not yet sure why the government is making such resolute efforts to keep this hushed up, though I have heard rumour that the monkeys were a scientific experiment, into increased malevolence among animals.
Discuss.
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Than Islamic terrorists? That's exactly what I thought, as soon as I heard the news I thought ''I bet those pesky Elite fellas have got something to do with this''.
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