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AMERICA EATS ITS YOUNG
Since you mentioned baseball, I'll start with that. MLB has two leagues-- the American and National. Each of those have 3 divisions: West, Central, and East. The divisions are made up of 4 to 6 teams. The National League has 16 teams, the American 14.
The regular season has 162 games. There are 2 sessions of interleague play, and the rules for those games are decided by the ballpark in which they are played. In an NL ballpark, both teams pitchers' make the up the ninth position in the batting order. In the AL, a designated hitter (DH) is used, just as they would in the World Series. We can talk about playoffs later. The roster is limited to 25 players- amended from 40 at training camp. There is no salary cap in MLB.
The position players are catcher (c), first base (1b), second (2b), shortstop (ss), third base (3b), right, center, and left fielders (rf, cf, and lf).
5 pitchers make up the start rotation (sp). Then there is the bullpen-- made up of relievers and closers. There are abbreviations to indicate which hand the p throws with (rhp=rightie and lhp=leftie). Switch hitters and pitchers are usually indicated by a #.
Games are 9 innings, with the home team always batting last. The inning ends when 3 batters (or baserunners) are retired (or thrown or put out, etc.) In an at-bat (ab), a batter gets 3 strikes. The third strike must be a swing and miss or no swing on a strike. A batter cannot foul out on the 3rd strike. A walk is issued on a count of 4 balls. This is called a base on balls (bb), and is charged to this pitcher. A run is scored as a baserunner steps on home plate-and is scored as a run for the player (r), and the player that drove in the run is credited with a run- batted-in (rbi). A home run (hr) credits the player for his hit, as credits him an rbi for every baserunner driven in. If the bases are loaded the batter gets 4 rbi, and another credit called the grand slam.
A hit (h) is a single, a double(2B), a triple(3B). A batter hits for the cycle when he hits all of the above and a hr in a single game.
That'll do for starters. How's that for on-topic?