Do you play for a local soccer team?????

I know JacopeX does and so do I but I was wondering if anyone else plays for their local team or for their district or city or any sort of soccer team.

Today I scored a stunning shot from a stunning play and we drew 2-2

Tell me your scores and what happens in your football matches

Man, I wish I had stuff like that. The states suck for soccer (mostly). I helped put together a local game with some friends once, but it was like pulling teeth to get them to play.

I used to play soccer then I realized its a gay sport so I stoped.

best sport in the world mate. nothing gay about it.

anyways

''tales from a sunday league game''

i play for a sunday league team. i normally play right wing. but in the last two games i have played centre back. manager thought i was quality there so he has decided to keep me in that position.

the first sunday league game i played was against a very rough team.
i over heard a player talking about me ' he said

''that right winger is a fukin whippit...if he trys to take it past me again..i'll bost his fukin legs''

20 minutes into the game..a fight breaks out because of a bad challenge.
there player is jumping up and down like a boxer saying

'' do u wanna go??''

i was thinking 'go where'? but then i thought, 'oh he must mean fight'

then one bald player with hardly any teeth said ''ive just gotta outta jail. i ay going back in for fukin none of ya!''

i was thinking. 'well dont then''

so after all has calmed down. play resumes.

there player two foots our player breaking his shinpad and his leg.

i was then thinking ''bloody hell, this is my first game, is this is what it is like all the time? christ me.

We win 2-1. i score the winner. everyone shakes hands at the end of the game. nothing more to it.

we go back to the pub, theres commotion outside. our pub window seems to be smashed. some of our players thatgot back before us claim that some players from the team we played smashed the window.

one of our supporters says he was in the car with his girlfriend, and they surrounded the car. he turns to his frightened girlfriend and says' pass the fukkin hommer(hammer)'' but they leave the car and just bricked the windows.

more tales to come soon..

Originally posted by bloodboy
I know JacopeX does and so do I but I was wondering if anyone else plays for their local team or for their district or city or any sort of soccer team.

Today I scored a stunning shot from a stunning play and we drew 2-2

Tell me your scores and what happens in your football matches

Originally posted by PINBALL
I used to play soccer then I realized its a gay sport so I stoped.

Originally posted by JacopeX
Ignorancy, and if you think that, your one of the people who are ignorant about the sport. No sport is gay. They wrestling, tennis, and sports wit contact and running around is gay. Not true and yo my family and i play alot of soccer and none are gay. Im not gay at all.

how ironic isn't it.

Originally posted by Deano
best sport in the world mate. nothing gay about it.

anyways

''tales from a sunday league game''

i play for a sunday league team. i normally play right wing. but in the last two games i have played centre back. manager thought i was quality there so he has decided to keep me in that position.

the first sunday league game i played was against a very rough team.
i over heard a player talking about me ' he said

''that right winger is a fukin whippit...if he trys to take it past me again..i'll bost his fukin legs''

20 minutes into the game..a fight breaks out because of a bad challenge.
there player is jumping up and down like a boxer saying

'' do u wanna go??''

i was thinking 'go where'? but then i thought, 'oh he must mean fight'

then one bald player with hardly any teeth said ''ive just gotta outta jail. i ay going back in for fukin none of ya!''

i was thinking. 'well dont then''

so after all has calmed down. play resumes.

there player two foots our player breaking his shinpad and his leg.

i was then thinking ''bloody hell, this is my first game, is this is what it is like all the time? christ me.

We win 2-1. i score the winner. everyone shakes hands at the end of the game. nothing more to it.

we go back to the pub, theres commotion outside. our pub window seems to be smashed. some of our players thatgot back before us claim that some players from the team we played smashed the window.

one of our supporters says he was in the car with his girlfriend, and they surrounded the car. he turns to his frightened girlfriend and says' pass the fukkin hommer(hammer)'' but they leave the car and just bricked the windows.

more tales to come soon..

Thats a pretty funny story actually. Good one Deano.

uh well I play for 2 teams, 1 is made of pure Hondurans close to my age, the captain of that team, his dad played Pro in my country. Also my brother was called up to play for Canadas National Soccer Team but wasnt selected. I have enough skill to play pro but my right knee is badly damaged from a football accident (american football) by pro I mean Local pro like English Conference.

Originally posted by -hh-
lmao @ JacopeX using the word "ignorant"

how ironic isn't it.

Originally posted by JacopeX
🤨 get outta here man, im through wit your annoyin self

Originally posted by -hh-
😂

we played our last game of the season on sunday. i was dubbed

'the most attacking centre back they have ever seen'

i kept trying maradona runs. but i was like terry at the back hehe.

there was another fight. when we played the team last time, one of out players broke one of there players legs. and they held a grudge. and a fight broke out between our player and 3 of theres. then it all kicked off.

we won 3-0 tho.

here is the tables of our league

http://wolverhamptonsundayleague.net/DivisionSevenTable.html

we are third place

Originally posted by JacopeX
Like I said, your annoying. Get out.

He's been here long before you, and quite franklym you are the only one who thinks he is annoying. Yet there is 100000 people who hate you. So won't don't you leave, n00b.

And as for soccer, no I don't play, because I don't like it.

Originally posted by JacopeX
Like I said, your annoying. Get out.

Originally posted by DanZeke25
He's been here long before you, and quite franklym you are the only one who thinks he is annoying. Yet there is 100000 people who hate you. So won't don't you leave, n00b.

And as for soccer, no I don't play, because I don't like it.

Originally posted by DanZeke25
He's been here long before you, and quite franklym you are the only one who thinks he is annoying. Yet there is 100000 people who hate you. So won't don't you leave, n00b.

And as for soccer, no I don't play, because I don't like it.

2. 100000 people dont hate me

3. Dosent matter when you join, this forum is for anyone man. They have no right to judge you jus becuz of when you joined

Drop the argument and you hate soccer, get the hell outta here.

Originally posted by JacopeX
1. Im not a n00b at all 😂

2. 100000 people dont hate me

3. Dosent matter when you join, this forum is for anyone man. They have no right to judge you jus becuz of when you joined

Drop the argument and you hate soccer, get the hell outta here.

you said "this forum is for anyone man"

then you said "get the hell outta here"

do you see how stupid you are.

Originally posted by -hh-
you just contradicted yourself

you said "this forum is for anyone man"

then you said "get the hell outta here"

do you see how stupid you are.

Originally posted by -hh-
you just contradicted yourself

you said "this forum is for anyone man"

then you said "get the hell outta here"

do you see how stupid you are.

😆 😂 😆

And, Jacope, you obviously don't know what an exaggeration is.

And I don't hate soccer. I think it is a boring sport, and don't like it at all, but I don't hate it. It's pretty funny to watch it on the Spanish channel and hear the Spanish announcers commentate the game.

wutever

Anyways, I jus registered for Stamford youth since I jus began in Stamford. I played Travel in California and Peru which lead me to Brazil also. Im going to Peru this summer but there is no conformation what ill be doin there.

Originally posted by Deano
best sport in the world mate. nothing gay about it.

anyways

''tales from a sunday league game''

i play for a sunday league team. i normally play right wing. but in the last two games i have played centre back. manager thought i was quality there so he has decided to keep me in that position.

the first sunday league game i played was against a very rough team.
i over heard a player talking about me ' he said

''that right winger is a fukin whippit...if he trys to take it past me again..i'll bost his fukin legs''

20 minutes into the game..a fight breaks out because of a bad challenge.
there player is jumping up and down like a boxer saying

'' do u wanna go??''

i was thinking 'go where'? but then i thought, 'oh he must mean fight'

then one bald player with hardly any teeth said ''ive just gotta outta jail. i ay going back in for fukin none of ya!''

i was thinking. 'well dont then''

so after all has calmed down. play resumes.

there player two foots our player breaking his shinpad and his leg.

i was then thinking ''bloody hell, this is my first game, is this is what it is like all the time? christ me.

We win 2-1. i score the winner. everyone shakes hands at the end of the game. nothing more to it.

we go back to the pub, theres commotion outside. our pub window seems to be smashed. some of our players thatgot back before us claim that some players from the team we played smashed the window.

one of our supporters says he was in the car with his girlfriend, and they surrounded the car. he turns to his frightened girlfriend and says' pass the fukkin hommer(hammer)'' but they leave the car and just bricked the windows.

more tales to come soon..

I'm not suprised at the fights because I think that sunday leage soccer has always been rough. I seen something about rough sunday league games on tele.

I play for pen y fai under16s and our season also ended on saturday. in our league we have two year gaps(e.g- under14s to under 16s). and this season we have been the younger under16s(or under 15s in teh under 16s league). I am usually sub but it does not bother me because people on my team say im really good and people in school always call me a "lil sh*t". Usually when i skill them. also my manager has said that he thiinks that i could get into the first team but he would rather use me as like a super sub to come on and win the game(or just do really good). my teams defence were dreadful against the bottom team in the league which never usually happens but its probaly because its the end of thee season and all. but i went on as striker along side the player who i think i play better with(always read each others minds). but i set him up agansit the bottom team except the before he could get it the right winger(on our team)came running past him and ruining the chance to win the game. On the last match i played forward again and glanced the post with a header(even though im much smaller than all the other players). But in defence my m8 made a perfect sliding tackle and a fight broke out but the ref pushed our player and then he started swearing and cursing at everyone and in the changing rooms we had marks out of 5 for the season(i got 4/5)but he just ignored absolutly everything thn walked off as soon as he was changed.

Deano can you remember all those bttf threads we talked on?

happy days