*gollum is captured, while being tortured an orc taunts him*
Orc: What does Sauron look like?
Gollum: whatssses?
Orc: Common tongue mother****er, what country you from
Gollum: What?
Orc: I aint heard of no country called what, do they speak english in what?
Gollum: What?
Orc: *puts sword to gollum* Say 'what' one more damn time, i dare you! now, what does Sauron look like?
Golum: Hes....metal
Orc: Does he look like a *****?
Gollum: What?
Orc: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A *****!?
Gollum: No!
Orc: Then why did you try to **** him like a *****?
Gollum: I didntss
Orc: yes you did gollum, yes you did
Riverrun the hobbits ringby plantony frostwhen erewhich.
-seek ye venterthrone calmbits?
-nonplurvy, arm the arm unwhat flestonis.
Brekekekekekek, coax, coax. The Fall, aaaaaaaarrrrrghasjhaiufafahefjb!
Boromirr: it will be mine, it should be mine give it to me!
Frodo: i have seen this moment in my dreams!
Boromirr:hwoarrr!
Frodo: puts on the ring!
*spears and sting flying around*
*boromirr falls to his knees*
[SPOILER - highlight to read]: You see, when we left Jack, marooned on the ship with a cuffed wrist and a hungry kraken, we forgot one very important thing mate-he's Captain Jack Sparrow... savvy?
[SPOILER - highlight to read]: You see, when we left Jack, marooned on the ship with a cuffed wrist and a hungry kraken, we forgot one very important thing mate-he's Captain Jack Sparrow... savvy?
Sam: Frodo! *fires M1 Garand into a crowd of Nazi Orcs*
Frodo: Sam! I've got the Ring! *pulls pin out of a grenade and puts it on, then dashes across field as little bullets marked with white hands fly everywhere*
Sam: Here, Mr. Frodo, throw it in! *pulls Frodo over to a mortar*
Gollum: Nein! *jumps out sporting a red arm band and a Hitleresque mustache, firing Lugers* Mein vaunts mein precious, Juden Schwein!
Boromir: No, I want the Ring, comrade! *jumps in carrying a rifle and bashes Hitler-Gollum, wearing a brown uniform and carrying a shield with a sicke-and-hammer on it*
Frodo: Stay back! It's mine!
Orcs: AAAAAAAAAAARGH! *fires Machine Gun at the group*