Gaara: hey, rocklee lets play in my sandbox together
Gai Sensei: Rock lee I............I admire another Teacher
Rocklee: Gai Sensei you look a bit gay
Naruto: I love you Sasuke
Naruto: F this Sakura, i don't want you i want Ino.
Rocklee: Taijutsui's Shit f this i'm becoming a 70's disco dancer.
Sasuke: I love you Itachi lets put the past behind us and move forward as a family.............together.
Dragonball Z
Yamcha: hey Vegeta! while you were taking a bath i was with
Bulma on your bed giving her the wolf fang loving treatment.
Tien: does my third eye make me look gay
Chaotsu: I always love Tien and onlt train with him to touch him.
Chaotsu: i wasn't using full power when i self distructed on Nappa
Goku: i like watching Vegeta's ass bounce everytime we fight.
Bleach
Kenpachi: Ahh i am being beaten i shall now use my zanpakutô hmmmmm whats a zanpakutô
Renji: Hey Ichigo give me a hug
Chad: hmmmmmmmmmm does my hand make me look fat
Inoue: does wearing this top make my breast any bigger
One Piece
Luffy: i no longer wish to be King of the pirates........i want to become a tap dancer
Shaman King
Trey: damn i guess the cold does make some body parts smaller
Ren: French kisses anyone?
Anna: Pillow fight
Gender: Unspecified Location: Some dark forgotten corner
Naruto
Kakashi: Where is everyone?
Jiraiya: Your sexiness will not influence me.
Sakura: Well... with Sasuke gone we have to fight over someone else.
Ino: Yeah, I guess so.
-Naruto walks by-
Sakura: Naruto, come over here.
Ino: I saw him first, he's mine!
-Naruto keeps walking and jumps on Kiba-
Naruto: I love you!
-music goes on-
Itachi: Oh, I'm too sexy for my shirt, Too sexy for my shirt, Too sexy that it hurts....
Sasuke: Excuse me while I go throw up....
Inuyasha
Kagome: Sit!
Inuyasha: -glares- No, you sit.
Miroku: No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't want you!
Miroku: I'm am a good monk. I follow my oath of chastity.
Vegeta: Bulma, I really fell on my feet when I met you. Kiss me Bulma.
Bulma: Sure handsome.
Vegeta: You're so beautiful, I'm so lucky. You should let me cook dinner tonight.
Bulma: Okay.
Vegeta: I better call Trunks down. Trunks, let's go to the Amusement Park!
Trunks: No thanks.
Chi Chi: Gohan, why not go outside & play with your friends.
Gohan: No, I'd rather study.
Chi Chi: OUTSIDE NOW!
Gohan: AHHHH!
Wow I loved that one! Thank you all.
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We must not let them disappear! Act now & together we can save them.
Credit to Kuchiki.
Dragon Ball Z-
Vegeta to Bulma: I love you, Darling.
Chi Chi to Herself: Saving the world may actually be more important than studying.
Goku to Himself: Hmm, being a kid may really interfere with my marriage and responsibilities as a parent/grandparent.
Broly: "Antiestablishmentarianism is marked by opposition to conventional principles."
Future Trunks: Father, I must ask you a question...
Vegeta: Well, what is it?
Future Trunks: Are you gay?
Vegeta: Why would you ask that?
Future Trunks: I saw you merging with Goku.
**That was on the net as well.
Freeza: "I have a dream! That one day, Saiyans...and Namekians...and Earthlings...and....whatever the hell Dodoria is!.....will be united as brothers!"
Chi CHi: You want to go train for ten years Goku? Okay sure! I dont mind!
Cooler to Goku: Wait! Before you annihilate me, there's something you need to know.
Goku to Cooler: Yeah, what is it?
Cooler to Goku: Goku, I am your father!
Goku to Cooler: What? We look nothing alike!
Cooler to Goku: Well, you took after your father, appearance-wise.
Goku to Cooler: Hey, I thought you said you were my father.
Cooler to Goku: Your other father, Bardock. Goku, the less you know about my species' mating habits the better.
Goku: .......
Frieza to Goku: Cooler, you had those kind of relations with a moneky!
Cooler: Hey, it was my freshman year in college. I experimented. Oh, that reminds me, Goku, your father (Barkdock) was a real wild cat in bed.
Goku: ........
Cooler to Frieza: Oh, and Frieza. You're one to talk. Don't think father and I weren't aware of your late night liaison with that kid.... the one with the hairline.
Frieza to Cooler: Shut up! I was consoling him. He had recently lost his father.
Goku to Cooler: So... you're really my father?
Cooler to Goku: Yes. Yes, I am.
Goku to Cooler (teary-eyed): Papa?
Cooler to Goku (teary-eyed): Offspring!
Goku to Cooler: Oh Papa, how I've longed to kiss you in the Dark.
Cooler to Goku: Oh Offspring, how I've wanted for so long to get a hold of that sweet, candy ***.
[Goku and Cooler runs towards each other. They meet in a warm embrace.]
Cooler/Goku: So, this is what it sounds like when Doves cry! [Crying. Making out].
Frieza: Well, I'll be a Moneky's Uncle. Both Yaoi and Incest in Dragon Ball Z.
Part 2:
Vegeta: Kakarot, I've arrived. {Notices Goku/Cooler in adult situation. Lands beside Frieza]
Vegeta: Soooo... are they?
Frieza: Yup.
Vegeta: Alien Yaoi. Well, I'll be a Monkey's...
Frieza: Yes, yes Vegeta... a Monkey's uncle. You're always late!
Vegeta: Hey, my kid had a thing. I couldn't get out of it.
Frieza: Hmm, yes. How is little Boxers?
Vegeta: His name is Trunks, and he's destroying villains at a SSJ2 level.
Frieza: Aw, very good. And, your wife, Valvo?
Vegeta: Well, you know women. Can't produce male heirs without them. Can't incinerate and send them to the Next Dimension.
Frieza: Yeah... I've never been into females, but you know all about that, don't you Vegeta [Places hand on Vegeta's rear].
Vegeta: Frieza, take your hand off of me, or I'll shove it up whatever hole you monsters usually shove things into!
Frieza: Oh Vegeta, stop. You know exactly what hole my species...
Vegeta: Remove your hand.
Frieza (Removes hand): Hey, I was just trying to relive the good ol' times. The games we used to play. Still, you're not that cute anymore. Which reminds me, If you ever need a babysitter for little Tonka Truck, I'm always available.
Vegeta: You're sick.
Frieza: I know. Mwahahahahahahahah.....
Vegeta: Yeah.... you wanna go catch a movie?
Frieza: Sure... what's playing.
Vegeta: Well, there's the film adaptation of Crime and Punishment. I hear that kid from the Harry Potter movies is playing Raskolnikov.
Frieza: Really? This should be quite interesting.
Announcer Guy: Goku and Cooler are doing the horizontal monster mash. And, Vegeta and Frieza are heading to the moves. Will Goku and his hideous father conceive an equally hideous offspring? Will Daniel Radcliffe totally blow as Raskolnikov? Find out on the next episode of DRAGON BALL Z!
Chibi Trunks: Mom, why's Grandma such an airhead?
Bulma: Trunks! My mother's not an airhead!
Chibi Then why does she always act so freakin' clueless and ask dumb questions?
Vegeta: He's got a point, Bulma.
Bulma: Shut up, you, or yow won't be watching American Idol tonight!
Vegeta: :cowers: A-all right dear, I'm sorry. :does V for victory sign: Whoo-hoo! Go Kellie! Pick Pickler, America! OR ELSE!
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