Fruits Basket!
Fruits Basket quotes!
Kyo Sôma: [angrily pointing at Yuki] Just like I'll beat you one of these days!
Yuki Sôma: [looking bored] Wait, wait, I think I've heard this one before!
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Kyo Sôma: One of these days, I'll make you say you're sorry!
Yuki Sôma: [looking bored] I'm sorry.
Kyo Sôma: Dammit! That's not what I meant! Don't you have any shame?
Yuki Sôma: [still looking bored] Yes, I'm ashamed to be seen with you, shouting in public.
Kyo Sôma: Oh that's it! We're taking this outside!
Yuki Sôma: [still looking bored] We ARE outside, you stupid cat.
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Shigure Sôma: [singing to himself as he prepares for Tohru's friends to come over] High school girls! 1, 2, 3! High School Girls! All for me!
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Shigure Sôma: [singing] High school girls, high school girls, all for me! High school girls!
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Ayame: [clasping Yuki's hands] Yuki, let's deepen the bond between us brothers!
Yuki Sôma: [annoyed] Before you can do that I'll drown you in the deepest part of that lake.
Ayame: That's right! No matter what happens we'll be together.
Yuki Sôma: I'll let you drown alone!
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Shigure Sôma: Good morning, everyone!
Yuki Sôma: Good evening is more like it. I think your sleep schedule is a bit off.
Shigure Sôma: Nope, such is the life of the creative mind.
[notices Kisa]
Shigure Sôma: Well, who is this pretty girl? Would you like Grandpa Shigure to give you a candy?
Yuki Sôma: [shouts] Stop that! The way you say it, it makes you sound like a dirty old man!
Shigure Sôma: I see Yuki is being cold as usual.
Yuki Sôma: And, as usual, you're being an idiot.
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Shigure Sohma: So, anyway, I was wondering if you could stop by the house and take a look at Tohru's cut. That is, if it isn't a problem.
Hatori Sohma: No problem. I'll stop by the house this evening.
Shigure Sohma: Hmmm? What's this, Hatori? I don't think I ever heard you sound so eager to come over. Could it be you have a secret crush on Tohru?
[long silence from the other end of the phone]
Shigure Sohma: [shouts] I knew it! You naughty, naughty man, you!
Hatori Sohma: No, I was simply too amazed by your stupidity to say anything.
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[repeated line]
Momiji Sohma: Waaaahhh! Someone! Kyou's picking on me!
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Ritsu: I'm the most useless person I know.
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Kagura: You don't know what a woman feels like when she's in love!
Shigure Sohma: Oh, yes I do! Or at least I've felt enough women to venture a guess.
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[Kagura is doing laundry and tries to wring out Kyou's shirt, causing it to rip in two]
Kyo Sohma: Tell me what I think just happened didn't just happen!
Kagura: My love!
Kyo Sohma: My shirt!
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Saki Hanajima: [reading "Sigh of a Summer Affair", Volume 1, by Shigure Sôma] How sad... love, doomed from the start.
Shigure Sohma: Oh, you're reading that? What do you think?
Saki Hanajima: You don't want to know what I think...
Shigure Sohma: [afraid] Oh... no?
Saki Hanajima: ...but when is Volume 2 coming out?
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Tohru Honda: Yuki, you like fall too, don't you?
Yuki Sohma: Sure, it's not too hot, not too cold.
Tohru Honda: Nope, it's just right. And Kyo?
Kyo Sohma: What the hell does it matter?
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Yuki Sohma: Pickled radish in curry is not dinner, it's disgusting.
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Hatsuharu Sohma: You stubborn idiot. What if it was Yuki wearing a girl's uniform?
[Mokoto imagines Yuki in a girl's uniform]
Yuki Sohma: Haru, cut it out or I will cut you off.
Hatsuharu Sohma: Aw, have my words made you angry?
Mokoto: [still imaging] It's beautiful!
Yuki Sohma: Stop imagining me!
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Ayame: This concludes my wonderful story.
Kyo Sohma: You mean stupid!
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Momiji Sohma: Are you sure? Shigure said it hurt really bad.
Hatori Sohma: Yes, well, I did that on purpose.
Shigure Sohma: Oh, Ha'ri, you're killing me! Why would you be so cruel?
Hatori Sohma: It seemed to be the only way to shut you up at the time.
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Kagura: I'm here for Valentines, silly! It's a very important day for lovers to be together!
Kyo Sohma: You're not gonna find any lover in this house!
Shigure Sohma: Kyo, behave please. I don't want the house getting... you know... smashed.
Kyo Sohma: Damn it! I should've left on that journey sooner! How was I supposed to know today was Valentines?
Yuki Sohma: It's called a calendar.
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Hatori Sohma: If it's possible for one person to be hurt by another, then it's possible for that person to be healed by another.
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Shigure Sohma: Tohru's very cute, in a sweet sort of way.
Hatori Sohma: For some reason when you say that it reeks of something illegal.
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Shigure Sohma: We have just witnessed a classic example of what I like to call 'misdirected rage.' I believe the technical term is 'being an ass.'
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[watching Black Haru and Kyo fight]
Tohru Honda: Somehow, this has turned into an fighting anime.
Who else love this anime? 😄