Itachi Vs Teresa of the Faint Smile

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Itachi Vs Teresa of the Faint Smile

Wouldnt that be epic? 馃槃 Who would win?

Naruto Itachi Vs. Claymore Teresa

Can't Itachi just like...Look at her and mindrape her or incinerate her? 馃槀

In all honesty, Teresa would kill Itachi before he could look at her.....that's assuming he would even be able to see her at all.

How? Itachi's sharingan lets him perceive incredibly fast motion easily.

EDIT

Teresa is not that fast.

Claymore character's speed is VERY overrated.

If Teresa went 100% she would be 313

Teresa would be dead before she ever went there.

Tsukiyomi+Amaterasu=Cheap win.

Round #1- Teresa unsheathes her sword, then is caught in a genjutsu.

Round #2- Teresa looks at Itachi and prepers for the ultimate rush. She gets caught in a genjutsu.

Round #3 Teresa slices Itachi's hand off. Then gets caught in a genjutsu.

Round# 5 She just gets caught in a genjutsu.

Round #6- Teresa rushes at Itachi and, on the way there, is caught in a genjutsu.

Round #7 She throws her controller to the floor, claims that the game sucks and Itachi is rigged, tries to take the game out and put in Soul Calibur, then gets caught in a genjutsu.

So on and so fourth.

Fair enough.

But the real question is, will Teresa be getting any Uchiha dick when this is over? mmm

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
Teresa is not that fast.

Claymore character's speed is VERY overrated.

She and some of the other Claymore are faster than you give them credit for. Not saying she would win this. I know nothing about Itachi, so saying I think she can take him would be bullshit shrug

Originally posted by Solid Durandal
If Teresa went 100% she would be 313

Possibly, but increasing Yuki takes time. From what I gathered, she has none. For her going to 10% from 0% took a few seconds.

Originally posted by C. C. Cowgirl!
[b]She and some of the other Claymore are faster than you give them credit for. Not saying she would win this. I know nothing about Itachi, so saying I think she can take him would be bullshit shrug [/B]
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I have never seen you say bullshit. mmm

This confuses me, yet arouses me at the same time. flirt

But anyway, yes they are overrated, when it comes to the point where a single Claymore can attack Goku to the point where Goku is defenseless(I'm sorry, but LOL) and that any Claymore can easily kill Ganon, they are being overrated.

I have not had sex in a while. It does things to your head 馃槓 [My signature also makes me feel more cruel and vulgar 馃槇]

And that is not overrating the Claymore. That is underrating Goku and Ganon. The Claymore warriors are stronger than most give them credit to be, but are not strong enough to take out some of the characters that Claymore fans claim them capable of taking out.

Anyone with high durability, on par speed or precognition [Given they have matching skills in order to put their precognition to good use] stand a fair chance against them.

Originally posted by C. C. Cowgirl!
[b]I have not had sex in a while. It does things to your head 馃槓 [My signature also makes me feel more cruel and vulgar 馃槇]

And that is not overrating the Claymore. That is underrating Goku and Ganon. The Claymore warriors are stronger than most give them credit to be, but are not strong enough to take out some of the characters that Claymore fans claim them capable of taking out.

Anyone with high durability, on par speed or precognition [Given they have matching skills in order to put their precognition to good use] stand a fair chance against them. [/B]

1. We will have to fix that then. mmm

2. IMO, their speed is about Bleach level, with the fastest maybe being Bankai Ichigo in speed. But saying a Claymore can beat Goku, well that miss is a big no no. Hell...I think someone argued they are faster than Superman. haermm

3. So in other words, a Jedi? 馃槀

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx

2. IMO, their speed is about Bleach level, with the fastest maybe being Bankai Ichigo in speed.


Bleh, most aren't Bleach level speed, unless they've done something recently in the new chapters.

Well I was generally regarding the fastest being able to hang with some Bleachers.

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
1. We will have to fix that then. mmm

2. IMO, their speed is about Bleach level, with the fastest maybe being Bankai Ichigo in speed. But saying a Claymore can beat Goku, well that miss is a big no no. Hell...I think someone argued they are faster than Superman. haermm

3. So in other words, a Jedi? 馃槀

Originally posted by Jugglenaut
Bleh, most aren't Bleach level speed, unless they've done something recently in the new chapters.

2. While most arent, some surely are from what Bleach clips I have seen. And considering the clips I have seen was during a Bleach Vs. Claymore thread revolving speed, I assume they are the fastest feats to date. And when I am talking about Claymore speed, I am talking about the extreme cases: Irene, Teresa, Miria, Flora and Lion King. I know too little about Guko to debate it, but can for sure say that they are not faster than Superman. They are sufficient enough to seem as if they are as fast, but they are far from it. Just because both move faster than the eye can read, doesnt mean they are as fast 馃槢

3. Why yes, certainly. If the Jedi can react quickly enough and successfully get a grasp of the Claymore trough the force, he could kill her. Although excuse me for saying, even though they do have precognition, many Jedi might lack the required reactiontime to fend of in time. And also, it would depend on the Claymore. An Abyssal would certainly defeat most Jedi, and I do not think even a Jedi could fight Miria or some Awakened Ones.

Originally posted by C. C. Cowgirl!
[b]2. While most arent, some surely are from what Bleach clips I have seen. And considering the clips I have seen was during a Bleach Vs. Claymore thread revolving speed, I assume they are the fastest feats to date. And when I am talking about Claymore speed, I am talking about the extreme cases: Irene, Teresa, Miria, Flora and Lion King. I know too little about Guko to debate it, but can for sure say that they are not faster than Superman. They are sufficient enough to seem as if they are as fast, but they are far from it. Just because both move faster than the eye can read, doesnt mean they are as fast 馃槢

3. Why yes, certainly. If the Jedi can react quickly enough and successfully get a grasp of the Claymore trough the force, he could kill her. Although excuse me for saying, even though they do have precognition, many Jedi might lack the required reactiontime to fend of in time. And also, it would depend on the Claymore. An Abyssal would certainly defeat most Jedi, and I do not think even a Jedi could fight Miria or some Awakened Ones. [/B]

1. Well Goku can like, fly so fast that he can hit someone and send them flying like a hundred feet and then appear right behind them and send them back with a punch or kick, among others.

2. You don't know much about Jedi then. 馃槢

Sidious while fighting Luke was moving so fast a fellow Force user could not see their movements.

General Grievous can strike like 16 times in a second.

Mace Windu is so fast his strikes appear to be like a hurricane of saber swings or some shit.

Hell...Mace Windu defeated hundred of battle droids with H2H and did so with speed and skill. 馃槓

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
Sidious while fighting Luke was moving so fast a fellow Force user could not see their movements.

General Grievous can strike like 16 times in a second.

Mace Windu is so fast his strikes appear to be like a hurricane of saber swings or some shit.


God damn EU novels that wank off to every character. 馃槧

Not all EU is that bad.