You and your Pokémon against the Naruto universe

Started by Astner3 pages

You and your Pokémon against the Naruto universe

Rules

[list]
[*]You're allowed to have between one and six Pokémon (min 1, max 6)
[*]You can pick any Pokémon with the exception of a legendary or semi-legendary pokémon
[*]You're only allowed to have three of the same Pokémon if they're in their base stage, two if they're in the second stage and one if they're in the final stage--i.e. you're allowed to have 3 Bulbasaurs, 2 Ivysaurs and/or 1 Venusaur--Pokémon without evolutions are in their base stage
[*]No game mechanics (i.e. level, hit points, etc.), but rather the anime/manga versions
[*]You can have more than one Pokémon out at the same time
[*]Pokémon's elemental resisntance apply to them, ninja's elemenal resisntance to them--earth-type Pokémon will be resisntant to lighting, whereas rock ninja will be weak to lighting (rather than lighting ninjas attack will be powerful against rock-type Pokémon)
[*]If you're unable to conquer the Naruto universe, try to last as long as possible
[/list]

Legendary, and semi-legendary pokémon (you're not allowed to have any of these in your party)
[list]
[*]Articuno
[*]Zapdos
[*]Moltres
[*]Mewtwo
[*]Mew
[*]Raikou
[*]Entei
[*]Suicune
[*]Lugia
[*]Ho-oh
[*]Celebi
[*]Regirock
[*]Regice
[*]Registeel
[*]Latias
[*]Latios
[*]Kyogre
[*]Groudon
[*]Rayquaza
[*]Jirachi
[*]Deoxys (any form)
[*]Riolu, Lucario
[*]Uxie
[*]Mesprit
[*]Azlef
[*]Diagla
[*]Palkia
[*]Giratina
[*]Cresselia
[*]Darkrai
[*]Phione, Manaphy
[*]Regigigas
[*]Heatran
[*]Shaymin
[*]Arceus
[/list]

Go nuts and keep in mind, you're only human you might want to work out strategies.

[list=1][*]Alakazam - For intellect (5,000 IQ and faster than a super computer) and protection via barriers and reflect
[*]Machamp (BigMac) - I usually don't name Pokémon, but in this case I couldn't resist. The fact he can throw an insane amount of punches in short periods of time, and that he's good for physical labour such as moving rocks might be handy
[*]Dragonair - Dragonair will be able to cross lakes and use hyper beam
[*]Garchomp - For speed and travel (flying)
[*]Metagross - Extremely powerful psychic/steel Pokémon, also good for psyhic barriers
[*]Charizard - My favorite Pokémon of all time, it's fire breath can melt granite[/list=1]

Ha, I only need one.

1. ". 4"

One attack and their universe implodes.

i would have

Hitmonlee because he is my favorite

dragonite

garchomp

salamence

metagross

ditto

i knw salamence, dragonite, garchomp and metagross are pseudo legendaries but there not in the list of the ones i cant have so i put thm down.

Dragonite
Charizard
Arcanine
Garydos
Torterra
Snorlax

Tyranitar- Pure Endurance
Garchomp- Pure Speed
Dragonite- Pure Attack and Defense
Milotic- Variety of attacks, including recovery moves
Wobuffet- Can take a punch and double the damage
Shedinja- Unless it's super effective, the attack misses

And here's how I would match them up, say versus Naruto, Kakashi, Gai, Rock Lee, Shikamaru, and Sasuke:

Tyranitar vs Sasuke = Rock/Dark will prove very effective vs Fire/Lightning

Garchomp vs Kakashi = Dragon/Ground vs Lighting means that Kakashi's lightning moves are negated and most of his other elements he can use (Earth, Fire, Water) do average to minimal damage

Dragonite vs Gai = A pokemon of pure endurance vs a shinobi of ferocious power? Gai will find himself exhausted

Milotic vs Shikamaru = An easier battle. Shikamaru's intellect vs a pokemon who has a large array of tricks to counter.

Wobuffet vs Rock Lee = Wobuffet can take all of Lee's punches and dish them out for massive damage

Shedinja vs Naruto = The only loos due to Naruto's Wind element vs Shedinja's Bug attribute. But still, five others left for Naruto to face.

Too bad Itachi can shit Masterballs and steal your pokemon.

I made this? Damn I was stupid.

Originally posted by Astner
I made this? Damn I was stupid.

Prove that you no longer are 131

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
Too bad Itachi can shit Masterballs and steal your pokemon.

Well shit, may as well pull a Team Rocket and shoot him in the face with the standard issue Rocket Revolver.

Originally posted by Bentley
Prove that you no longer are 131

Who said that I still aren't?

I may just as well save myself the trouble, because if I bother to prove something I'll look back on it in a few years and embarrass myself further.

Re: You and your Pokémon against the Naruto universe

Originally posted by Astner
[B]Rules

[list]
[*]You're allowed to have between one and six Pokémon (min 1, max 6)
[*]You can pick any Pokémon with the exception of a legendary or semi-legendary pokémon
[*]You're only allowed to have three of the same Pokémon if they're in their base stage, two if they're in the second stage and one if they're in the final stage--i.e. you're allowed to have 3 Bulbasaurs, 2 Ivysaurs and/or 1 Venusaur--Pokémon without evolutions are in their base stage
[*]No game mechanics (i.e. level, hit points, etc.), but rather the anime/manga versions
[*]You can have more than one Pokémon out at the same time
[*]Pokémon's elemental resisntance apply to them, ninja's elemenal resisntance to them--earth-type Pokémon will be resisntant to lighting, whereas rock ninja will be weak to lighting (rather than lighting ninjas attack will be powerful against rock-type Pokémon)
[*]If you're unable to conquer the Naruto universe, try to last as long as possible
[/list]

Legendary, and semi-legendary pokémon (you're not allowed to have any of these in your party)
[list]
[*]Articuno
[*]Zapdos
[*]Moltres
[*]Mewtwo
[*]Mew
[*]Raikou
[*]Entei
[*]Suicune
[*]Lugia
[*]Ho-oh
[*]Celebi
[*]Regirock
[*]Regice
[*]Registeel
[*]Latias
[*]Latios
[*]Kyogre
[*]Groudon
[*]Rayquaza
[*]Jirachi
[*]Deoxys (any form)
[*]Riolu, Lucario
[*]Uxie
[*]Mesprit
[*]Azlef
[*]Diagla
[*]Palkia
[*]Giratina
[*]Cresselia
[*]Darkrai
[*]Phione, Manaphy
[*]Regigigas
[*]Heatran
[*]Shaymin
[*]Arceus
[/list]

Go nuts and keep in mind, you're only human you might want to work out strategies. [/B]

Am I supposed to laugh, your saying an average pokemon trainer and his six pokemon can beat the naruto universe, god you might make me laugh so hard it'll send me to the hospital. With the cosmic pokemon like polkia, dialga, giratina and arceus I might give you but if they are out of the question then there is no way in hell.

You'd be surprised at some of the insane things in the Pokedex.

Besides the Bijuus, your average Pokemon has way better stats. Like Dragonair's hyperbeam wiping out several city blocks, or Rhyperior being able to tank an exploding volcano.

Machamp can push a mountain with one hand.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Machamp can push a mountain with one hand.

Manga/Anime feats you loser.

Oh okay.

Tyranitar can crush a mountain with one hand according to the anime Pokedex. 🙂

Just like the Kyuubi can create tidal waves with a swing of its tail.

That isn't too outside the realms of possibility anymore imo.

madara would have a field day with those things