yeah I know this is crazy but we need to make some interesting vs threads
Powdered Toastman is Ren and Stimpy's favorite breakfast superhero. He's famous for his powdered toast and for getting his strength from vitamin F. Powdered Toastman can shoot croutons from his armpits and has projectile rasin breath. Powdered Toastman always saves the day.
Flies Backwards
2 Ways To Detect A Distress Call, His Pants Puff Up or his Toast Ions Disperse
Hyper Coursive Crouton Projectiles from his Arm Pits
Has A Telephone Tounge
Assumes the Role Of The President After a Freak Accident
He Makes Powdered Toast
This is not completely correct. How could you have forgotten the ever-tasteful and graphically depicted: "A distress call on my lower intestine!"
Forget not the versatility of the good Pastor Toastman. May your toast be powdery and sparkly. "Leave everything to me!"
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I'm the best there is at what I do, but what I do isn't very nice.
first of all, he flies in random positions. second of all, could superman beat any of the other SPUMCO superheroes? or at least of the following:
The Ripping Friends
Jimmy Man
He-Mom
Man Man and Boy Boy
Pooperman
and third, the greatest powdered toast man line is: quick! cling tenaciosly to my buttocks!
The PTM theme song from the Radio Daze cd:
He'll risk it all for the sake of adventure, laugh in the face of the sun.
With a head made of bread and shorts colored red, he loves being under the gun.
Though he walks among mortal men, he's surely not one of us, Ren.
Chorus:When there's danger anywhere, you can bet that he'll be there, Powdered Toastman, Powdered Toastman. He'll streak across the sky facing backwards as he flies, Powdered Toastman, Powdered Toastman.
...Isn't he wonderful? He'll do feats that are death defying as though danger was all just a game.
And we watch with wide eyes as he goes soaring by, at speeds you can't reach in a plane.
Cleverly disguised as a pastor, no one comes to the rescue faster!
chorus
bridge: He'll push it to the limit. He'll balance on a ledge. He's never really happy unless he's living on the edge.
__________________ Land of the free, home of the brave...
Do you think we will ever be saved?
In this land of dreams find myself sober...
Wonder when will it'll all be over...
Living in a void when the void grows colder...
Wonder when it'll all be over?
Will you be laughing when it's over?
And now...
can superman defeat any of these foes from the Spumco rouges gallery?
Waffle Woman
Anton Citracet the Merciless/Stinkybutt the Foul
The Ovulator
Rip's Shorts
Frictor
The Indigestable Wad
Thursday Man
Muscle Magician
The Anexaminor
Pungent Puss
Future Cat
Flathead
__________________ Land of the free, home of the brave...
Do you think we will ever be saved?
In this land of dreams find myself sober...
Wonder when will it'll all be over...
Living in a void when the void grows colder...
Wonder when it'll all be over?
Will you be laughing when it's over?
You the man, Jello! I agree, the "cling tenaciously to my buttocks" line is the best.
Personally, I think I could take on Waffle Woman. Unless she used some kind of syrup cannon or something, because I hate being sticky. Unless it's the good kind of sticky.
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I'm the best there is at what I do, but what I do isn't very nice.
Stinkybutt/Citracett could take out superman with one volly of his "hot pepper grenade farts" but the most frightening villain is definitly Thursday man, powered with futuristic weapons and a giant thumb on his chest!
__________________ Land of the free, home of the brave...
Do you think we will ever be saved?
In this land of dreams find myself sober...
Wonder when will it'll all be over...
Living in a void when the void grows colder...
Wonder when it'll all be over?
Will you be laughing when it's over?
oh and you forgot powder toastman's secret messages are sent in olive loaf
__________________ Land of the free, home of the brave...
Do you think we will ever be saved?
In this land of dreams find myself sober...
Wonder when will it'll all be over...
Living in a void when the void grows colder...
Wonder when it'll all be over?
Will you be laughing when it's over?
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