Robin: Holy immoral ethics Batman!!! Why is that little guy climbing on top of that bigger guy?!?!?
Ace and Gary: What??? What are you staring at???
Batman: I don't know chum, but I think you should do the same to me. Its our only...um...defense...against this vile display of public affection! We must fight fire with fire!
Robin: But Alfred said...
Batman: Alfreds not here, so do as I say!!! Mount me, Boy Wonder!!!
Robin: Ahhhh!!! I'm telling Commisioner Gordon!
Gary: Hey Ace, is that young, nubile lad in trouble?
Ace: I think so, friend of friends. Quick, lets trounce that bad man in grey and take that boy home for a bath!