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Alfred Pennyworth vs. Galactus and Thanos
Alfred Pennyworth, the butler of Bruce Wayne aka Batman, vs. Galactus and Thanos. Who would win?
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Nov 15th, 2004 02:48 PM
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waste of a thread...........
Nov 15th, 2004 03:02 PM
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Does Thanos have the IG? If so, Thanos. If not, Alfred obviously.
Nov 15th, 2004 05:28 PM
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It's so obvious that Alfred would beat Galactus and Thanos into submission. First, he would ask Franklin Richards for the Ultimate Nullifier and nullify Galactus with it, and then he would take Galactus' planetary energy conversion machine and convert Thanos into pure energy, and absorb that energy into himself.
Nov 16th, 2004 12:07 PM
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Alfred would seduce them into hiring him as their butler then he would smother them with pillows until they suffocated.
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Nov 16th, 2004 12:18 PM
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alfred would own them, he would do what arsenal just mentioned and say some wise cracks while doing it
lol, by the way cosmic_beings that pic you made is awesome
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Nov 16th, 2004 12:38 PM
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quote: Originally posted by Havoc470
alfred would own them, he would do what arsenal just mentioned and say some wise cracks while doing it
lol, by the way cosmic_beings that pic you made is awesome
Thanks.
Alfred would aslo become Galactus' harold and then have enough power to kick Thanos' ass, and then purposely take tons of time trying to find new planets for Galactus to consume, and then finally when he is really weak from not absorbing planets he would take him to a planet and tell him its full of energy, but its really not, and while Galactus is setting up his machines to absorb it Alfred would beat the shit out of Galactus because he is in such a weak state, and thus he would win.
Nov 17th, 2004 02:53 AM
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quote: Alfred would aslo become Galactus' harold and then have enough power to kick Thanos' ass, and then purposely take tons of time trying to find new planets for Galactus to consume, and then finally when he is really weak from not absorbing planets he would take him to a planet and tell him its full of energy, but its really not, and while Galactus is setting up his machines to absorb it Alfred would beat the shit out of Galactus because he is in such a weak state, and thus he would win.
Or he could just smother them with pillows.
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Nov 17th, 2004 10:55 AM
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quote: Originally posted by Arsenal
Or he could just smother them with pillows.
No, Alfred is a man of method and skill; he enjoys dispatching his enemies with style.
Nov 17th, 2004 03:57 PM
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quote: he enjoys dispatching his enemies with style.
And pillows.
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Nov 17th, 2004 04:02 PM
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quote: Originally posted by Arsenal
And pillows.
Or he would prepare for them a nice silver platter of fine gourmet foods and put poision in it.
Nov 17th, 2004 04:11 PM
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quote: Or he would prepare for them a nice silver platter of fine gourmet foods and put poision in it.
Or wait until they're full then wait for them to go to bed and smother them with pillows.
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Nov 17th, 2004 04:23 PM
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quote: Originally posted by Arsenal
Or wait until they're full then wait for them to go to bed and smother them with pillows.
Or he could just bust a cap in their ass. It would have to be a huge extremely powerful cosmic cap, but he would aquire one.
Nov 17th, 2004 04:25 PM
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quote: Or he could just bust a cap in their ass. It would have to be a huge extremely powerful cosmic cap, but he would aquire one.
Bruce wouldn't let Alfred buy one using his credit card so Alfred would first have to smother him with pillows then steal it.
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Nov 17th, 2004 04:27 PM
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Here's a pic I made of Alfred owning Galactus by smothering him with pillows whilst he is in a deep slumber:
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Nov 17th, 2004 04:56 PM
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lol. That's alot of pillows.
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Nov 17th, 2004 05:01 PM
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wow. I love that pic! Alfreds the man.
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Nov 17th, 2004 05:45 PM
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I wish Alfred was my grandpa. If he was I would keep all pillows out of his reach.
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Nov 17th, 2004 05:48 PM
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Alfred rules.
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Nov 18th, 2004 01:15 AM
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You bastard!!! Im the one who started the Alfred threads
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