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Sentry vs Pre-Crisis Superman
Marvel directory says Sentry's power is limitless, but I think Pre-Crisis Superman can beat him. I had to make this because this Sentry guy seems to be unbeatable.
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Feb 6th, 2005 07:37 PM
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pre-crisis superman was by all means invincible. he could do ANYTHING. I would say his power was to have any power he needed.
Feb 6th, 2005 07:50 PM
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quote: Originally posted by goku-vs-superma
pre-crisis superman was by all means invincible. he could do ANYTHING. I would say his power was to have any power he needed.
Still was vulnerable to Kryptonite and VERY much so to magic.
Feb 7th, 2005 02:23 AM
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sentry because of the magic.
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Feb 7th, 2005 04:34 AM
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Feb 7th, 2005 04:03 PM
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quote: Originally posted by goku-vs-superma
pre-crisis superman was by all means invincible. he could do ANYTHING. I would say his power was to have any power he needed.
You should read this .
Very funny.
quote: The Super Friends always forgot they had powers, but with Superman it was different. It wasn't like when Hawkman forgot he could fly, or when Wonder Dog forgot to pee on the mailman. Those guys could do one thing each. Superman had at least 150 powers, and the writers were making up two or three more every episode. If a script called for it, Superman would leak paste out of his ears that can control the weather. His fingernails might cure cancer and create food, he may never remember.
For example, Superman had heat-ray eyes and freeze breath. He could kill you by looking at you or breathing on you. From across the room with no hands. But he didn't. If a villain tied him up in a crappy rope, Superman would just sit there and watch the guy launch a nuclear missile at a kindergarten. The super power he used most often was getting a 10 year old boy to scream at his TV, "Your eyes shoot lasers, you stupid ****er! LASERS! Blow a hole in his head! Do you want the kids to die, super donglicker?! ASS!"
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Feb 7th, 2005 06:49 PM
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Feb 7th, 2005 07:14 PM
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That article was hilarious Darkcrawler. That just rekindled my memory on how lame Justice League use to be when they were captured on a regular basis by low-level thugs.
Feb 7th, 2005 08:55 PM
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That site has more descriptions about superheroes.
http://www.seanbaby.com/
Click on the "Stupid Page" and you find hilarious descriptions about some villains. And take the quiz too.
"The Super Friends" page has descriptions about other superheroes too.
quote: Batman was the brains of the team, which is a lot like being the tough guy in the Erasure fan club. His retarded science lessons made us fail more classes in grade school than modeling glue and fetal alcohol syndrome put together. It's not like it was his completely his fault though -- he didn't really need his brain after he got his Bat Computer. If someone give him a problem, a riddle, or if he just wanted to tell the future, he would feed crap into its slot. Not necessarily clues most times-- things like sandwiches, vacation pictures, stuff he found in his nose, and eventually the machine would spit out an answer on a long paper receipt. (Which was only for show, it always read it outloud for him anyway.)
Batman was also in charge of the end-show moral speeches at whatever imbecile kids or animals the Super Friends had taken in and dressed up in capes that week. The one thing that was really notable about Batman was the 5 toolsheds he had somehow jammed into his Utility Belt. I've seen him pull out bugspray, boomerangs, inflatable batrafts, 80 feet of batrope, and if Robin was lucky, tiny bat nipple clips. Batman could fall asleep and his belt would keep fighting crime. There were so many knobs and switches on it that he set off car alarms every time he let his gut hang loose. If you needed something bat-shaped and stupid, he probably had it in there somewhere. It was amazing. My cable guy only had a couple pliers and some wire on his belt, and it still yanked his pants down to his knees every time he moved.
quote: Batman did the best he could as a superhero, but there's only so much you can do with no powers and a bunch of toys. If the Super Friends were fighting an army of robots, Superman would melt hundreds by looking at them, Samurai would tornado them into space, and Firestorm would turn the rest into pretty balloons. They always had to save one for Batman, though, who would spend five minutes working out a complicated pulley system with his batropes to tie one up, and hope it breaks when he bonks it gently into a wall. Thanks, Batman, we couldn't have done it without you. I guess it's better than Aquaman who usually fought robots by sticking his head in the nearest sink and pretending to be soap. I know that seems weird, but robots are pretty easy to trick.
He's basically as clumsy, stupid, and inept as everyone else on the show, but doesn't have any powers to help you forget. I think that's why he hangs out with Robin. Because when you're standing next to a little masked boy in his underwear, the last thing people are going to mention is how you're useless in a fight.
I know the ice skates that pop out of the bottom of his shoes are great, and I swear to Christ he once shot Bat Lube out of his leg, but some of the things he had were insane. There was a button on the Batjet that makes it travel through time and space. And knowing Batman, he had the same option installed on all his Bat-Vehicles and didn't label one single button. It's just a matter of time before he accidentally bumps a switch on the Bat-Go Kart and sends himself into deep space 20 years ago without a helmet. Which is something that may or may not kill him depending on who's drawing him that episode.
The main reason they let him move into Hall of Justice was because he brought the super batcomputer with him. Most of us can understand that kind of thing. I dated an ugly girl in third grade because she had the best Transformers, and let a hobo move in with me for a few months because he sucked the algae off the side of the fish tank.
After they moved that giant computer in, they knew they could never get rid of Batman. Who else could run it? None of the buttons even had letters on them, and the randomly flashing lights for "Toast is Done" were just as frantic as "Earth in Path of Comet." It took a six week course just to add numbers on the damn thing. One morning, Aquaman launched a nuclear missile at Canada while he was trying to balance his checkbook on it
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Feb 9th, 2005 02:17 PM
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Sry, take the stupid comics page.
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Feb 9th, 2005 02:47 PM
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You gotta read the Hostess ad pages too. They are awesome. Especially this one:
http://www.seanbaby.com/hostess/hulk3.htm
Dr. Doom's comments are hilarious.
quote: Were there not a metal mask melted onto Doom's face, you would see a smile pass these lips. The Roller Disco Devils are pure comedy with each humilating stride. Doom has not enjoyed himself this much since seizing the children of his kingdom and replacing their legs with angry monkey heads. The way they scurried across the floor, half out of pain, half out of madness, their own "legs" trying to eat them. Doom even dressed one up as a sailor and let it live out its disease of a life singing for Doom's pleasure.
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Feb 10th, 2005 01:25 PM
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Sentry wins eaily.
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Mar 8th, 2005 04:32 PM
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Easily.
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Mar 8th, 2005 04:33 PM
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"pre-crisis superman was by all means invincible. he could do ANYTHING. I would say his power was to have any power he needed."
Sentry is Imortal, omnipotent master of time/space , Control light, his powers are far beyond that of Pre Crisis Superman.
Sentry take Pre Crisis Superman's body and add it to his Collection of Dead Corps list.
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Mar 8th, 2005 04:44 PM
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Sentry by far.
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