havok801125
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Aunt May vs Alfred
Tired of all these Batman vs Spiderman threads....Lets have a real debate....who woul win in a battle between Aunt May and Alfred
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Jun 9th, 2005 02:25 PM
havok801125
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I think Aunt May could take alfred in h2h....all shes gotta do is knee him in the groin (not really sure if you can say kick hin in the balls in a post)
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Jun 9th, 2005 02:36 PM
Doc Ock
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Aunt May has a heart attack if she even lays eyes on "That awful Spider-Man".
Alfred would own her
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Jun 9th, 2005 02:39 PM
havok801125
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Yeah but i seem to remember a comic where Aunt may took out Spidey monentarily with a blow to the head with a poker or something......this was when Green Goblin had captured her and spidey came to save her thing it was his daughter may who Norman had....so if she could take spidey...alfred would be no problem
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Jun 9th, 2005 03:08 PM
havok801125
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she could do the same to alfred....and whats he gonna do? B!tch slap an old woman....
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Jun 9th, 2005 03:22 PM
Doc Ock
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Well you asked who would win in a duel??
Now I'm not being sexist but when it comes to a frail old woman like Aunt May and man like Alfred I gotta say May would go down in a second.
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Jun 9th, 2005 04:00 PM
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I'm sorry, but I must agree with Doc Ock. Alfred would win hands, or rather, arms down, all six of 'em.
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Jun 9th, 2005 04:06 PM
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LOL!
Dude I think he means Alfred Pennyworth from Batman........don't you???
Because if you mean Alfred Molina then thats friggin hilarious
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Jun 9th, 2005 04:08 PM
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Alfred was on the British Secret Service and he served in the war. He kicks Aunt May's ass anytime.
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Jun 9th, 2005 04:45 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by DarkCrawler
Alfred was on the British Secret Service and he served in the war. He kicks Aunt May's ass anytime.
quite right old bean
Jun 9th, 2005 05:18 PM
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I think its a draw cos they would eventually both be called home for their medicine time.
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Jun 9th, 2005 05:21 PM
DarkCrawler
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by willRules
I think its a draw cos they would eventually both be called home for their medicine time.
Alfred (In comics) is only 50 or so. Aunt May is much older.
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Jun 9th, 2005 07:36 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by DarkCrawler
Alfred (In comics) is only 50 or so. Aunt May is much older.
she in her 60's
Jun 9th, 2005 07:55 PM
The_Red_Dagon
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Awww crap.... was...were you meaning?
Awww crap LOL I guess I screwed that up, sorry.
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Jun 9th, 2005 08:50 PM
The_Red_Dagon
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Hey, if you can't laugh at yourself then what can you laugh at?
I'm such a retard
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Jun 9th, 2005 08:53 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by The_Red_Dagon
Hey, if you can't laugh at yourself then what can you laugh at?
I'm such a retard
don' t put yourself down sir.
Jun 9th, 2005 09:00 PM
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Well, seeing as Alfred is a kind old gentlemen, he wouldn't hit an elederly lady.
Therefore, he would get the crap beat out of him.
By an old lady.
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Jun 9th, 2005 10:43 PM
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She B!tch slap him hit him with an umbrella then knee him.LOL!
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Jun 9th, 2005 11:06 PM
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I'd have to say Alfred Pennyworth would win in a fight. But i'm sure Mr. Pennyworth ain't a girlbasher tho...
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Jun 10th, 2005 01:29 AM
The_Red_Dagon
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Originally posted by Mainstream:
"Don't put yourself down sir."
Sorry, I don't know how to properly do that... but I'm a girl, and it's okay. I get mistaken for a guy all the time
Back to topic, Alfred (from Batman) would win. Sorry Aunt May. Looking at their resumes, one would quite rapidly come to the conclusion that Alfred has more exp. in fighting, but true, seeing that he is a gentleman, there's just the question of whether or not he would want to fight her
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Jun 10th, 2005 11:19 AM
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