Superman sees Longshot. Longshot has a quarter. Superman decides to blast Longshot with heat vision. Longshot flips his quarter. Heat vision meets quarter and is reflected. Superman lobotomizes himself.
As this happens, Spiderman sees Longshot. He tries to web swing as normal, but somehow hits a brick that was not cemented into the wall. The brick comes out, Spiderman falls to his death. The brick lands on top of him.
Wolverine gets an unconquerable itch on his jugular vein. Snikt, splatter splatter, done.
Triple FanBoy kill goes to Longshot.
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Wolverine keeps itching. His throat comes out. It tries to heal? Yeah, it comes out again. Repeat till he dies, that's how bad he itches.
Spiderman's jumping off of the Empire State Building, as it goes. Truly unfortunate.
Superman puts absolute maximum power on his heat vision shot. He definitely could kill himself with it if he really wanted to.
And yes, Longshot is definitely impossible to predict. Which his why his fights are so much fun... ANYTHING could feasibly happen. His power is not luck, it's PIS.
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