Dr. Doom Vs. Lex Luthor in a "friendly" game of chess
The two walk up to the table in the center of the room, pull out their chairs, and slowly sit down; never taking their eyes off of the other...
Lex Luthor plays the white side, Doom the black...
Luthor makes the first move; all the while Doom is thinking what a buffoon Luthor is...
So, will these two end up destroying each other before one of them can claim checkmate in this "friendly" game of chess?
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the light reflecting off luthors head hits doom in the eyes and distracts him long enough for luthor to pull out his kryptonite! Luthor then thinks "oh shit, thats for sup..." Doom blows him away for his impertenence.
Doom wouldn't try such a thing, you fool. Doom has gone back to Luthor's last dental appointment and implanted a nuke in his his molar while he was under, set for to go off just before Luthor believes he's claimed victory. "BAH!! Doom is victorious accursed Richar... Ummm, I mean Luthor!!"
Lex is forced to play chess in a dimly lit room Full of Doombots critiqueing Lex Luthors moves* soon lex becomes overwhelmed with various slanders from doombots in every concieveable direction, Lex breaks down in tears and the doombot begins to feel sorry for him. The doombot reluctantly resigns, and the match is a draw.