i put parallax above eternity or at the least equal to eternity, the cosmic cube isnt above eternity and is presumibly not above galactus or the celestials.
There is no such thing as a Thanos fanboy. This guy is sooooooo badass it's stupid, and with prep NOTHING is beyond his grasp. Thanos is the reason we say "Fill in the blank" is skyfather level, or even use skyfathers as measuring sticks for power. Before his fight with Odin the term skyfather meant a lot less than it does now. Once we saw a skyfather could beat up on The Mad Titan that instantly made them the shiznit.
Someone would have to claim Thanos could beat an abstract w/o prep to even be approaching fanboyism with this dude.
After all of that though, 3 days may not be enough for him. With a week worth of prep and a cube, Parallax goes bye bye.
__________________ I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species that I realized you aren't actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with its surrounding environment, but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply, and multiply until every natural resource is consumed. And the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You are a plague, and we...are the cure.
Thanos invents a flux capacitor and sticks it into a DeLorean, using only a thumbtack, a pack of smokes, and a paper clip, jumps back into time into our mid-60's universe, plays a bit uncredited role in Batman "the original series", sneaks into Adam West's makeup room and steals the anti-Parallax spray from West's utility belt, then uses the Contra code to open a dimensional portal into the DC universe, confronts Parallax who goes into a 5-minute long monologue....... Thanos proceeds to spray him right in the eye, Parallax goes into a 5-minute whine and then gets the PIMP HAND. Thanos yells "SHORYUKEN." Superman shows up and spends the next 15 minutes trying to figure out what PIS he will use in this next fight. Thanos then whacks him with a Krypotnian Rubarb. "COSMIC awareness" he then says, imitating Silver Surfer. Then Thanos turns around and finds Jon Stewert and kicks his ass for sucking so much. :P
No seriously, Thanos wins if its Pre-Retcon Cube. Post-retcon most likely Parallax
Last edited by boriquaking55 on Apr 15th, 2006 at 01:08 AM
When did knowing the truth about a character's power make someone a fanboy? I know the extents of many abilities of many characters. I guess I'm just one big fanboy.
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