Thor
Hulk
Thing
Blob
Wolverine
Quicksilver
Sabertooth
Deadpool
Iron Man
and Jubilee
are all sitting at a bar. They all turn to fight each other but the bartender pulls out a Ultimate Nullifier (so that's where it's been. I thought Galactus had it.) The bartender says that if there's going to be any fighting going on then they were going to have to drink it out.
They all line up on the bar and start drinking. Last one conscious wins.
been done. hulk wins. first off. its not gonna end up being who can drink more. but who can drink the most without going to the bathroom...
with they are drinking beers by the glassful. jubilee is going out fast, blob too. both do not have healing factors. Thor gets taken out because he has high durability, but no healing factor. Eventually he'll get taken down.
Hulk
Wolverine
Sabertooth
Deadpool
Iron Man
ironman thanks to extremis now has a healing factor. Whether its up to mutant standards, i'd think not.
Deadpool, sabretooth, wolverine and hulk have the, i can come back from death healing factors.. so each wouldn't worry about getting drunk.. HOWEVER.. they all still have to use the bathroom.. and on size alone, wolverine would be the first to have to go, then deadpool, then sabretooth, then hulk.
They wouldn't "lose" because they get drunk, they lose because liquids have to go somewhere.
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then there is no end to it.... cause beer is not gonna get any of these guys anywhere near drunk.
__________________ Quotes from Hia8:
"I claimed that the science is sometimes faulty."
"You don't understand. This is fiction. That means none of this stuff really happened."
"There is no writer to purposely ignore a character's natural ability just because it suits the story."
"in some cases because the writer knows that Character A will dominate Character B easily and refuses to allow this to happen for the sake of the story."
Eh, Hulk would be one of the first out of this match. Alcohol calms. After the fourteenth fifth, Hulk turns back to Banner, and immediately dies from alcohol poisoning.
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U're kidding right? Or u must've never been in a bar fight, beer is ALWAYS the biggest contributer. Alcohol causes aggression, especially in a scenario with a bunch of competing males. Hulk STILL owns them all
But really, don't blame barfights on alcohol, alcohol does NOT promote agression, but rather, it lowers inhibitions. The agression is already pent-up in the fighters, the alcohol just makes them not restrain themselves.
However, have you ever been to a party? You're a teenager, right? Get out some saturday night, and note all the people mellow, macking on the couches. Notice the people passed out on the ground. Oh, and those throwing up in the toilet.
Not because throwing up has anything to do with relaxation, but rather, it's damn funny to see a really popular, 'hot' girl with puke in her hair....
While the Hulk's, Deadpool's, and Wolverine's healing factors protect them from getting drunk, short term, it is to be assumed that they would get over-loaded eventually, just like if they were fighting.
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