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The Punisher vs Chuck Norris and Rambo

Ok so the battle is in the jungle and the combatants don't have guns explosive or any other kind of weaponry with them so they have to improvise and use there cunning and badassyness to win this szizzle ..
So wil Frank win against the combined bloodlust of Rambo and Chuck Norris i just read the Chuck Norris facts and he sounds more badass than i thought he would be.. laughing out loud

Here are some facts about the man laughing out loud

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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris� beard. There is only another fist.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn�t lifting himself up, he�s pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Chuck Norris� hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

Chuck Norris doesn�t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

Well i'f this isn't bad ass i don't know what is... cool

anyways can the combined powers of Rambo and Chuck Norris win against Frank ?

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Feb 13th, 2007 11:00 PM

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Frank's screwed. Is this spite? I'm not sure. It seems kind of unfair to put the Punisher against Chuck Norris, let alone Chuck and Rambo. laughing

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Re: The Punisher vs Chuck Norris and Rambo

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Originally posted by Aqua-pimp
Ok so the battle is in the jungle and the combatants don't have guns explosive or any other kind of weaponry with them so they have to improvise and use there cunning and badassyness to win this szizzle ..
So wil Frank win against the combined bloodlust of Rambo and Chuck Norris i just read the Chuck Norris facts and he sounds more badass than i thought he would be..

Here are some facts about the man :

Well i'f this isn't bad ass i don't know what is... anyways can the combined powers of Rambo and Chuck Norris win against Frank ?

Discus!!!!

Good one. I like Chuck=Sly>Castle

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Frank shoots both.

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Combined they would beat him.

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rambo wins alone.

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Rambo AND Castle bow down when Norris walk.

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Rambo AND Castle bow down when Norris walk.

Chuck is a good guest on Howard Stern.

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Feb 14th, 2007 12:20 AM

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Please read the rules before making more threads aqua. This is two in a row if I remember correctly.

It's funny (Chuck Norris jokes still make me laugh) but not allowed. The OTF might be a better place.

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