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7200 Green Lanterns vs. 1,000,000 Ninjas

According to the Inverse Ninja Law Theory, the more formidable opponents a proponent/anatagonist faces, the better his/her odds of winning rather than just one formidable opponent.

For example, in the final episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, about 30 Slayers were kicking the asses of thousands of Turok-Han vampires.

However, in several episodes prior to the finale, ONE Turok-Han vampire was able to beat Buffy on two seperate occasions before she finally managed to (barely) kill him the third time they fought.

In Star Wars, ONE Stormtrooper is able to handle several Jedi Knights, however a dozen Stormtroopers cannot seem to handle a big, slow carpet of hair and an untrained princess.

We see the same effect greatly with ninjas and GLs. ONE is very, very formidable. Anymore than ONE, however, than they all turn into complete retards and suffer severe power degradation.

So who wins this battle?

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The ninjas have a chance. Especially if John Stewart is one of the GLs. evil face

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7,199 GLs take a nap while 1 GL proceeds to crush the living sh1t out of the ninjas.

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The ninjas have a chance. Especially if John Stewart is one of the GLs.

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We'll see the same thing in World War Hulk. One formidable Marvel character (i.e. Blackbolt) is more than capable of defeating the Hulk.

However ALL formidable Marvel characters taking it to the Hulk? Hulk wins very, very easily.

We saw the same thing in WWIII with Black Adam. EVERY damn superhero versus Black Adam and they all fought like retards....

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Originally posted by Draco69
We'll see the same thing in World War Hulk. One formidable Marvel character (i.e. Blackbolt) is more than capable of defeating the Hulk.

However ALL formidable Marvel characters taking it to the Hulk? Hulk wins very, very easily.

We saw the same thing in WWIII with Black Adam. EVERY damn superhero versus Black Adam and they all fought like retards....

Some comics are written that way

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The ninjas.

Assuming each ninja is competent the fight will go like this:

One ninja falls.
The others become propotionally more powerful.
Second ninja falls.
The others become propotionally more powerful.

. . . .

999,999th ninja falls
Final ninja is 1000000x faster, stronger, smarter, more skilled, more durable than any single ninja.

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Originally posted by Draco69
We'll see the same thing in World War Hulk. One formidable Marvel character (i.e. Blackbolt) is more than capable of defeating the Hulk.

However ALL formidable Marvel characters taking it to the Hulk? Hulk wins very, very easily.

We saw the same thing in WWIII with Black Adam. EVERY damn superhero versus Black Adam and they all fought like retards....

Yeah, very good point. That's why comics is really so inconsistent...writers just write whatever to make the story interesting....most of them don't give a damn about being true to canon or representing consistent characters.

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Final ninja is 1000000x faster, stronger, smarter, more skilled, more durable than any single ninja.

that would still be weaker than Superman.

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The ninjas.

Assuming each ninja is competent the fight will go like this:

One ninja falls.
The others become propotionally more powerful.
Second ninja falls.
The others become propotionally more powerful.

. . . .

999,999th ninja falls
Final ninja is 1000000x faster, stronger, smarter, more skilled, more durable than any single ninja.

And a ninja that is exactly one million times faster and stronger than a normal ninja still couldn't even touch a single Green Lantern.

Except John Stewart.

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that would still be weaker than Superman.

1) Superman is not in this fight
2) The other 999,999 will have worn them down
3) The ninja will also have 1000000x stealth
4) 1 Ninja was a match for DrStrange

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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Draco69
We'll see the same thing in World War Hulk. One formidable Marvel character (i.e. Blackbolt) is more than capable of defeating the Hulk.

However ALL formidable Marvel characters taking it to the Hulk? Hulk wins very, very easily.

We saw the same thing in WWIII with Black Adam. EVERY damn superhero versus Black Adam and they all fought like retards....

or like how Thor is superpowerful by himself, but when he is on the Avengers he struggles against their enemies.

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Ah, but remember the Ninja Inverse Theory!

I suspect a single slash from a sai will cut through their shields like butter...

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Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
1) Superman is not in this fight
2) The other 999,999 will have worn them down
3) The ninja will also have 1000000x stealth
4) 1 Ninja was a match for DrStrange

my point was:

7200 GLs >>>>> Superman >>>>>>>>> 10000000x powerup ninja

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Originally posted by masterbruce
or like how Thor is superpowerful by himself, but when he is on the Avengers he struggles against their enemies.

He should have defeated Ultron easily with a Godblast or porting him to another dimension....

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Originally posted by masterbruce
my point was:

7200 GLs >>>>> Superman >>>>>>>>> 10000000x powerup ninja

You clearly missed point #4 no expression

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