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Darkseid Vs. The Anti-Darkseid Squad

Darkseid

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Batman
Superman
Some street thugs
Raker with a shovel
Doomsday
The manager of the McDonalds he worked at

The battle takes place on a flight of stairs.

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Ds loses 10 outta 10. Dc has really ruined his rep. Batman made him bleed right after he got his omega powers back.

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Oh yeah, I'll add batman as well.

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Nov 18th, 2007 05:39 AM

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DD almost killed DS, Superman has beaten DS and Batman gave DS a mouth full of blood with the BATKICK. DS loses......

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Ds is one of my favs still in top ten. But he really has gotten pathetic lately.

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I have to agree. I'm a bit diappointed also. They actually had DS tripping down steps......STEPS!

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Re: Darkseid Vs. The Anti-Darkseid Squad

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Originally posted by King Kandy
Darkseid

Vs.

Batman
Superman
Some street thugs
Raker with a shovel
Doomsday
The manager of the McDonalds he worked at

The battle takes place on a flight of stairs.

Fight goes like this: He gets fired from McDonalds for disintigrating a customer with his OE. As he's headed back to his modest apartment, he gets jumped in the hallway by some thugs with a chain that's apparently linked to the source. Knocked onto the ground with the chain, he uses OE on the thugs, gets back up to get slashed on his back from Doomsday's claws. Momentarily distracted by Doomsday, Batman uses some gas that he made up outta nowhere with his prep powers, and bat-kicks Darkseid in the stomach to inhale the gas. Choking on fumes, Darkseid falls down a set of steps that he used to get up to his 5th story apartment. While falling down the steps, Superman gets back from a sundip, grabs DS, and flies so fast it creates a boom tube to the source wall where he impales DS on the wall. As he's monologuing, Superman Prime is leaving his condo positioned within the Source Wall and kills Superman with piercing heat vision right on his nutsack.

As Darkseid looks on, SupermanPrime notices him and steals his hat which cost $2.29 that he got at the corner store. What Superman Prime failed to realize is, that it's Granny Goodness' hat that Darkseid was returning from the mortal world in order to power her up to abstract levels of coupon saving and pie baking. Putting on the hat SBP suddenly realizes he has a feminine side and beings to cross dress and bake pies from ingredients scattered across 52 alternate universes.

Yes it's late and I'm drunk. The End.

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Fight goes like this: He gets fired from McDonalds for disintigrating a customer with his OE. As he's headed back to his modest apartment, he gets jumped in the hallway by some thugs with a chain that's apparently linked to the source. Knocked onto the ground with the chain, he uses OE on the thugs, gets back up to get slashed on his back from Doomsday's claws. Momentarily distracted by Doomsday, Batman uses some gas that he made up outta nowhere with his prep powers, and bat-kicks Darkseid in the stomach to inhale the gas. Choking on fumes, Darkseid falls down a set of steps that he used to get up to his 5th story apartment. While falling down the steps, Superman gets back from a sundip, grabs DS, and flies so fast it creates a boom tube to the source wall where he impales DS on the wall. As he's monologuing, Superman Prime is leaving his condo positioned within the Source Wall and kills Superman with piercing heat vision right on his nutsack.

As Darkseid looks on, SupermanPrime notices him and steals his hat which cost $2.29 that he got at the corner store. What Superman Prime failed to realize is, that it's Granny Goodness' hat that Darkseid was returning from the mortal world in order to power her up to abstract levels of coupon saving and pie baking. Putting on the hat SBP suddenly realizes he has a feminine side and beings to cross dress and bake pies from ingredients scattered across 52 alternate universes.

Yes it's late and I'm drunk. The End.

yeah, that sounds like the most likely way it would work out.

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Re: Re: Darkseid Vs. The Anti-Darkseid Squad

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Fight goes like this: He gets fired from McDonalds for disintigrating a customer with his OE. As he's headed back to his modest apartment, he gets jumped in the hallway by some thugs with a chain that's apparently linked to the source. Knocked onto the ground with the chain, he uses OE on the thugs, gets back up to get slashed on his back from Doomsday's claws. Momentarily distracted by Doomsday, Batman uses some gas that he made up outta nowhere with his prep powers, and bat-kicks Darkseid in the stomach to inhale the gas. Choking on fumes, Darkseid falls down a set of steps that he used to get up to his 5th story apartment. While falling down the steps, Superman gets back from a sundip, grabs DS, and flies so fast it creates a boom tube to the source wall where he impales DS on the wall. As he's monologuing, Superman Prime is leaving his condo positioned within the Source Wall and kills Superman with piercing heat vision right on his nutsack.

As Darkseid looks on, SupermanPrime notices him and steals his hat which cost $2.29 that he got at the corner store. What Superman Prime failed to realize is, that it's Granny Goodness' hat that Darkseid was returning from the mortal world in order to power her up to abstract levels of coupon saving and pie baking. Putting on the hat SBP suddenly realizes he has a feminine side and beings to cross dress and bake pies from ingredients scattered across 52 alternate universes.

Yes it's late and I'm drunk. The End.

Oh how the mighty have fallen.

laughing

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Nov 18th, 2007 06:12 AM

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lol.

I wonder what Nvr will say.

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lol.

I wonder what Nvr will say.

Laughs becuz never knows a lil bit about an upcoming countdown that will shut everyone up about DS. LMAO. I dont' care. make all the antiDarksied threads in the universe. muhaaahaaaa.

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Laughs becuz never knows a lil bit about an upcoming countdown that will shut everyone up about DS. LMAO. I dont' care. make all the antiDarksied threads in the universe. muhaaahaaaa.

Damage is done man. Well at least Ds isnt your favorite character.

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Damage is done man. Well at least Ds isnt your favorite character.

The goading won't work. you fail. Make more DS threads. have fun. I don't care. I know something you don't. something you won't like. So please, have fun. and when it happens, I won't even say one word about it. You know why, becuz Nvr is forever.

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Originally posted by nvrbeenwthagirl
The goading won't work. you fail. Make more DS threads. have fun. I don't care. I know something you don't. something you won't like. So please, have fun. and when it happens, I won't even say one word about it. You know why, becuz Nvr is forever.

I didnt make this thread. I am not goading you I think it is silly at how they treat Ds. But hes nowhere near the badass he used to be, he looks like an ass.

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Originally posted by nvrbeenwthagirl
Laughs becuz never knows a lil bit about an upcoming countdown that will shut everyone up about DS. LMAO. I dont' care. make all the antiDarksied threads in the universe. muhaaahaaaa.

He got pushed down a flight of stairs.

Have all the countdowns in the universe, he'll still be lame.

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Nov 18th, 2007 06:34 AM