xmarksthespot
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Dakota Fanning vs DC Earth!
Dakota Fanning has learned that the existence of DC Earth has prevented her performances from getting recognition from the Academy. They also caused her teeth.
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She decides to obliterate all of non-bulletproof DC Earth as retribution.
Dakota gets 2000 years prep on Marvel Earth. She receives the comprehensive knowledge of Marvel Earth, equivalent of a Marvel solo series character, as well as basic (public) knowledge of DC characters. She doesn't age during her prep. She is then transported to DC Earth to enact her divine justice.
How many non-bulletproof heroes or villains can she kill before her rampage is stopped? If she can even be stopped at all!
Now I know what you're thinking, Dakota doesn't stand a chance in hell right? Wrong!!!
Bear in mind a regular boy learned magic enough to take on X-Factor. Dakota is a really really clever girl, despite her unfortunate dentition, she has all those long lines and all and she has two whole millennia! She's also really pissed, re:teeth, see picture above. This is Dakota as you've never seen her before, the gloves are officially off.
Dakota Fanning:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dakota_Fanning
DC Comics:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DC_Comics
Round 2: If Dakota is somehow killed or stopped (although this is highly unlikely) she gets a second chance, with help from her good friend Mugen Tom Hanks.
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Mar 4th, 2008 02:14 PM
grey fox
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I'm not surprisd she didn't win. She's only done 1-2 good acting roles and 1-2 good VA roles.
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Mar 4th, 2008 02:16 PM
Symmetric Chaos
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DC already has dealt with a villain who's face can kill . . .
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Mar 4th, 2008 02:20 PM
xmarksthespot
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
DC already has dealt with a villain who's face can kill . . .
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Johnny Sorrow ain't got nothing on those choppers.
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Mar 4th, 2008 02:21 PM
Newjak
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Dakota Fanning == overrated and annoying
Besides DC has Superman so we already know the ending.
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Mar 4th, 2008 02:28 PM
Galan007
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
DC already has dealt with a villain who's face can kill . . .
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Mother of God...
It looks like the Joker has already gotten to her!
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Mar 4th, 2008 02:31 PM
starlock
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Galan007
Mother of God...
It looks like the Joker has already gotten to her!
I spit up my tea with this response..man that was funny
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Mar 4th, 2008 02:37 PM
The Pict
Defender Of The Faith
Gender: Male Location: Edinburgh, Scotland
The kid from War of the Worlds?
Her teeth aren't too bad
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Note the pearly whites. I think we're heading for a Super villain turned Superhero scenario here.
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Mar 4th, 2008 03:05 PM
-Pr-
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what in the...
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Mar 4th, 2008 04:45 PM
grey fox
KMC Magik Founder
Gender: Male Location: Britain
Mugen Tom Hanks is a different matter however.
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Mar 4th, 2008 06:28 PM
Soljer
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She's got a better chance than the Punisher...
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Mar 4th, 2008 06:37 PM
HaSon
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by The Pict
The kid from War of the Worlds?
Her teeth aren't too bad
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Note the pearly whites. I think we're heading for a Super villain turned Superhero scenario here.
Right click.
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Mar 4th, 2008 07:34 PM
xmarksthespot
CEO, BS Comics
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Val
Right click.
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Mar 4th, 2008 07:41 PM
psycho gundam
The Nightmare of Solomon
Gender: Male Location: Konpei Island
dirtbag.
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Mar 4th, 2008 09:04 PM
xmarksthespot
CEO, BS Comics
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Ka-bump.
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Mar 6th, 2008 01:12 PM
grey fox
KMC Magik Founder
Gender: Male Location: Britain
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Val
Right click.
Pedophile
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Mar 6th, 2008 04:40 PM
Kris Blaze
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Raoul
I'd hit it, El Sexo style!
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Mar 6th, 2008 05:19 PM
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