She likes to date normal "human" guys because she is a B*tch and loves to be in control.
She use to date superman, but she couldn't control him, so humans only now.
Ok, you are both at a sports bar.
Her favorite team is playing your favorite team in any sport that you chose.
Your team wins the game and she is extremely pissed off about this.
As she sees you getting happy about your team winning, she PUSHES you off the stool saying how pissed she is about you gloating about your team winning. You are not really gloating, but she thinks you are.
The security guards try to excort her out, but she speed blitz all of them so she can get back at yelling at you.
The bar is quit, no security in sight, this woman is making you feel even less of a man as time goes by.
What do you do?
Do you get up and try and fight her back, or do you cry like a little baby and say you are sorry and you have become a fan of her team?
I wouldn't fight... I would argue her head off then offer to make up
__________________ Quotes from Hia8:
"I claimed that the science is sometimes faulty."
"You don't understand. This is fiction. That means none of this stuff really happened."
"There is no writer to purposely ignore a character's natural ability just because it suits the story."
"in some cases because the writer knows that Character A will dominate Character B easily and refuses to allow this to happen for the sake of the story."
Verbally abuse her till she cries and I cosole her and we have make up sex. I assume we were in a long relationship so I would have to gotten to know her better than her showings in comics where she just kicks alot of ass.
Me more or less = Stan Lee in fighting prowess = TOAA >>>> * infinity Wonder Woman
__________________ Introduce a little government. Upset the established gangs, and everything becomes order...
Democracy is the very definition of awesome.
Knowing that we would be voting for different teams, I would be drinking like crazy. When she got pissed (with a drink in my hand) I would start calling names, tell her that she's fat, and tell her how much better than her my ex-girlfriends were. I'll go on to tell her how much prettier every other girl in the bar is than her. Plus I'll tell her I see why Supes left her. Tell her that Lois Lane is much more of a woman than her. Tell her that she needs to go back Themyscira and train on how to be a better woman. Tell her that she's the worst princess ever.
This way she would see the truth...truth that I'm drunk and out of my mind and because of the verbal abuse she would convince herself that I have a drinking problem and the next day I would agree to join AA.
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