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Spidey vs Karate Kid
The web slinger goes up the Post crisis Karate kid.
Who comes out the winner?
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Nov 21st, 2008 12:07 AM
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Spiderman
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Nov 21st, 2008 12:33 AM
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I don't think KK could hit Spidey and if Spidey hits him it's over.
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Nov 21st, 2008 12:33 AM
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Post crisis KK still had some insane feats. He stomps. I'm not even sure why people think this would be a fight. Hell, he was even topping Spidey feats when he was sick as hell from the Morticoccus virus during Countdown and whatnot.
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Nov 21st, 2008 02:09 AM
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The same Karate Kid that was giving Ultra Boy fits? Yeah, he wins this.
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Nov 21st, 2008 02:11 AM
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Isn't Karate Kid like...y'know, a kid who knows Karate? What puts him on a level with Spiderman, let alone Ultra Boy?
Is Karnak of the Inhumans on Spider-man's or Ultra Boy's level, for that matter?
Nov 21st, 2008 02:44 AM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Premutos
Isn't Karate Kid like...y'know, a kid who knows Karate? What puts him on a level with Spiderman, let alone Ultra Boy?
Dunno. Maybe because Spiderman is a spider with the proportional intelligence of a human and he can step on it.
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Nov 21st, 2008 02:47 AM
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Cap can give Spidey a run for his money, KK stomps.
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Nov 21st, 2008 02:48 AM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Dunno. Maybe because Spiderman is a spider with the proportional intelligence of a human and he can step on it.
The "proportional intelligence of a human"? Uh oh, somebody has not read BND.
A human with the proportional intelligence of a spider is more like it.
Nov 21st, 2008 02:53 AM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Premutos
The "proportional intelligence of a human"? Uh oh, somebody has not read BND.
A human with the proportional intelligence of a spider is more like it.
My point was that we judge by feats not by what the names sounds like.
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Nov 21st, 2008 02:55 AM
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No feats, powers. I's asking what superpowers is KK supposed to have?
Cause AFAIK you can't gain superpowers just by learning martial arts, or at least in comic books you can't. They normally leave that for Street Fighter and KOF.
Nov 21st, 2008 03:00 AM
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Val wins
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Nov 21st, 2008 03:20 AM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Premutos
No feats, powers. I's asking what superpowers is KK supposed to have?
Cause AFAIK you can't gain superpowers just by learning martial arts, or at least in comic books you can't. They normally leave that for Street Fighter and KOF.
He has no superpowers. But his skills, which are FAR beyond even the best martial artists in comics, allow him to perform feats that are in excess of 100 tons, and to react faster than anyone outside of speedsters. It sounds absurd, but it's comics. And his feats speak for themselves.
I've been called a Spidey fanboy in past KMC lives. I'm not short-changing him here. But he legitimately loses every time without some sort of plot device.
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by DigiMark007
He has no superpowers. But his skills, which are FAR beyond even the best martial artists in comics, allow him to perform feats that are in excess of 100 tons, and to react faster than anyone outside of speedsters. It sounds absurd, but it's comics. And his feats speak for themselves.
I've been called a Spidey fanboy in past KMC lives. I'm not short-changing him here. But he legitimately loses every time without some sort of plot device.
didn't batman stalemate postcrisis KK?
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Nov 21st, 2008 03:31 AM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by DigiMark007
He has no superpowers. But his skills, which are FAR beyond even the best martial artists in comics, allow him to perform feats that are in excess of 100 tons, and to react faster than anyone outside of speedsters. It sounds absurd, but it's comics.
It sounds absurd EVEN FOR COMICS.
But it's ok, I just wonder who would win in a fight between DC's Karate Kid and SNK's Shin Mr. Karate...
Nov 21st, 2008 03:37 AM
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Man I would like Peter to win but even post KK seemd fairly high on the meta chain. Spidey loses pretty badly unfortunatly.....
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Nov 21st, 2008 03:39 AM
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Wait, what about the Spider Sense? He can dodge Electro's lightning bolts (which travel at near lightspeed) but wouldn't be able to dodge KK's kicks and punches?
Does KK's martial arts mojo give him superhuman durability as well or one single punch from Spidey would KO him?
Nov 21st, 2008 03:45 AM
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Nov 21st, 2008 03:51 AM
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The last one doesn't seem to me like a good showing.
Nov 21st, 2008 03:56 AM
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