both cats have a crush on their enemy so in this fight they are gonna back them up. the last thing they want to see is someone else hurt them when thats their job.
Spider-Man could take them both by himself. He is stronger and faster than the both of them. He also has spidey sense and webs. With means Batman & Catwoman don't stand a chance.
Kind of a wash between the two cats. So it's really between Spider Man and Batman. Batman is one of the few peak humans with the training to defeat Spidey, but I'm going to side with Peter here, chatterbox amateur that he is.
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"I'm not smart so much as I am not dumb." - Harlan Ellison
Not so. Catwoman I think is the more skilled thief, and maybe even the more skilled fighter, but she's human. Black Cat started out a normal exceptional human streetleveller, but has powers nowadays.
Most people know her bad luck powers that she gave up, but then she got cat powers with aid from Dr. Strange (and with them, even took down Sabertooth once), and after losing those she went to the Tinkerer and got a tech-equivalent replacement. Her strength and agility are enhanced, her balance is superhumanly perfect, etc.. So Felicia's actually quite powerful, enough to fight with Spidey villains.
So the Spider and the Cat should very solidly win this one.
Batman takes care of "spidey sense" with sonics and then punches him to knock him out .. then both Batman and Catwoman corner Black Cat and her bad luck powers continue as she gets a cat kick and a bat kick to the face and she gets knocked out
Spidey takes care of Bats "utility belt" with webbing and then punches him to knock his head off.. then both Spider-man and Black Cat boner Catwoman and use her whiplash for some creepy sex fetish while Spider-man "webbs" her face.
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I don't know why some of you are going on about being right and winning. Rob and Impediment were in on this gag because I PMed them. Silent and Rao PMed me and figured I changed the post. I highly doubt anybody thought Quan made the post, but simply played along just for the lulz.
And getting her ass kicked by her horrible copy would really ruin Catwoman's day. Black Cat stomps Catwoman, while Spider-man does the same to Batman but with even less efforts.
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Batman & Catwoman vs Spiderman & Black cat
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