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Darkseid vs Thor (Pure Physical Melee Fight)

No hammer or energy powers.

Who wins?

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Thor.

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The New God disposes of the godling fairly easily.

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Heretic.

Thor will have eye-knobs begging for quarter. Darkseid should pray tribute to Thor and Asgard.

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DS is ****ing useless at h2h

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DS is ****ing useless at h2h

Ummmm...what?

Thor is more skilled H2H, but to say "DS is ****ing useless at h2h"? yeah..no.

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Darkseid. No hammer no sale.

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Heretic.

Thor will have eye-knobs begging for quarter. Darkseid should pray tribute to Thor and Asgard.

How does one "pray tribute"?

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Darkseid. No hammer no sale.

How does one "pray tribute"?

I can't believe all the love Darkseid is getting. Beating Thor in hand to hand? Ha!

In Darkseid's case, he'd have to get on his knees, bend over, and spread his legs. He can pretend it's another Superman encounter.

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I can't believe all the love Darkseid is getting. Beating Thor in hand to hand? Ha!

In Darkseid's case, he'd have to get on his knees, bend over, and spread his legs. He can pretend it's another Superman encounter.

Thor becomes darkseids prettiest wench

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Darkseid easy.Then darkseid rips off thors hair and becomes pretty.

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I can't believe all the love Darkseid is getting. Beating Thor in hand to hand? Ha!

In Darkseid's case, he'd have to get on his knees, bend over, and spread his legs. He can pretend it's another Superman encounter.

Nah. Thor gets fapped:
http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/...ential08_19.jpg
stick out tongue

You realize that raping another man is incredibly homoerotic. Unless your name is Quanchi112, and then its "establishing alpha-male dominance".

You don't actually think Thor is that gay/desperate to rape Darkseid do you? Assuming it would be possible for him to do so.

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Nah. Thor gets fapped:
http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/...ential08_19.jpg

Thanos and darkseid share the pimp slap in common.

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Thanos and darkseid share the pimp slap in common.

Except Darkseid is the original pimp slapper.

Darkseid FTW. Just because he jobs to Superman, doesn't mean he'll lose to Thor. Thor's much gayer and Norweigeny-er, so he's not entitled to the pass Superman occassionally uses to beat those who obviously outmatch him.

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You don't actually think Thor is that gay/desperate to rape Darkseid do you? .

Yes, he is, but DS doesn't go that way, and will promptly let him know so by means of an ass-woopin'.

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Nah. Thor gets fapped:
http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/...ential08_19.jpg

You realize that raping another man is incredibly homoerotic. Unless your name is Quanchi112, and then its "establishing alpha-male dominance".

You don't actually think Thor is that gay/desperate to rape Darkseid do you? Assuming it would be possible for him to do so.

DS has manned up again? What is that comic?

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Except Darkseid is the original pimp slapper.

But thanos gets more respect out of his bitches.

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DS has manned up again? What is that comic?

Superman Confidential #8, you can see it in the Darkseid Respect Thread

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Nah. Thor gets fapped:
http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/...ential08_19.jpg

You realize that raping another man is incredibly homoerotic. Unless your name is Quanchi112, and then its "establishing alpha-male dominance".

You don't actually think Thor is that gay/desperate to rape Darkseid do you? Assuming it would be possible for him to do so.

Oh, ho, ho. So you want to get into a scan war of Superman vs. Darkseid? Are you sure? Superman was a bit of a pussy in that series. In that issue he was hurt by a punch from a Parademon (Lol.) No surprise Orion was able to one shot him.

Thor's so manly, raping Darkseid won't change anything. His not as bad as Hercules but his bedded Giantesses.

Desperate? Wenches have been lining up and getting into fights for Thor's attention since he was a child. Even She-Hulk had to give Thor a 10/10 as I recall despite the fact that she hated his guts at the time.

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