The Silver Surfer in his most powerful form arrives to earth, his mission is to take out any potential obstacles on earth and then call for his master Galactus. For some reason he is bloodlusted and doesn't hold back when fighting earth's inhabitants. No one on earth is expecting the Surfer and therefore there is no prep for earth but the surfer has had seven days of preparation. There are no rules, the surfer can do whatever he wants except destroy the planet completely since his master needs to feed. Will the Silver Surfer be able to conquer earth and if yes how long would it take and would it be done with ease?
By who? The Surfer is borderline an abstract being in this scenario. This is in his most powerful form, remember that he has no morals. In many of the battles he has had with beings on earth he has always held back or not been at his most powerful. Also remember that he has had 7 days to prepare for the battle. I can't think of any being on earth that would be able to stomp the surfer single handedly.
Oh so earth is special in comparison to the thousands of other planets the surfer has conquered? The surfer is underrated, the highest herald of Galactus; the only being from a former universe. I'm not sure who you think could shoot the surfer down. I suspect you are ignorant. The Silver Surfer could destroy the entire planet and all life on it, but he won't. The only beings on earth that I suspect Surfer would have some problem with is Dr Strange and maybe Thor.
Dr Strange's magical powers could potentially stun the surfer or slow him down. Thor has his hammer, but it's not like he would really be able to hit the surfer with it. The Surfer has in the past been shown to be able to manipulate thor's hammer. So...well I'm quite certain this battle would be a win for the surfer.
There are also these deus ex machina like characters, Legion, Scarlet Witch, potentially Molecule Man, Spider-man.
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Well this powerful form only exists in theory since the Silver Surfer never is bloodlusted and in fact would rather give his own life than to take another. But I think put all his biggest most impressive feats together and double it...then we got the kind of surfer I'm talking about. Being bloodlusted and preparing for a week is like amplifying the surfer's power output by like 100%. Because normally he never uses his full potential in battle, he is always holding back even when conquering planets.
He has shown to be able to battle beings considered far more powerful than himself and not really trying or always hesitating. (Like for example http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/...rmhms_super.jpg )This kind of surfer that would be attacking earth would be almost abstract in power. Without morals and bloodlusted. One thing is certain there isn't a single being on earth that could match him in power output, at least not when he has no morals and is bloodlusted. Just read the quote above for his KNOWN powers.
Question is if earth's protectors somehow together could stop him.
I have no idea what SS comics you've read, but you must have been on something when you were reading them. Thor is enough to stop the SS, 7 times out of 10, and then there would be other characters like X-man, Hulk, Red Hulk, Sersi, Namor, Magneto, Dr. Strange, Iron Man, Professor X, Ares, Hercules, Sasquatch, Shaman, Northstar, Aurora, etc, etc, etc. You're simply delusional if you think he's beating them all at once.
Uhh really, Thor? I don't get why people are raving about this guy. The power is in his hammer, he is like the green lantern. As I said the Surfer has shown to be able to some extent control Thor's hammer. He did repair it once which points towards him being able to something with it right? Also we are talking uber powerful Surfer not the philosophical guy with morals. The Surfer is also much faster than Thor and stronger. His power cosmic outmatches Thor's hammer. I know you are the kind of guy that points towards....THOR COMIC BOOKS. Listen guy, the reason Thor is winning over the Silver Surfer in his comic book is....because it's HIS comic book. Please show me a comic book where the Silver Surfer is the main guy...where he gets his ass handed to him by Thor. If there is such a comic book, I would like to see how that version of the Surfer compares to the one I'm talking about in the original post.
Fact is that Surfer is always holding back, in this scenario he won't. Therefore Thor will be stomped....now there are other ones:
I'm not aware of how strong X-man is in comparison to Dr Strange and Thor but the Hulk Silver Surfer drains easily and the Hulk can't even harm him. The surfer is physically much stronger than the Hulk...and mind you more durable as well. Sersi I don't know who it is, but I doubt she is a planet buster like the Surfer....Namor I don't know. Magneto the surfer will turn into a rubber duck. Now Dr strange could potenitally stun or slow the surfer down, but after that...well that would be the time to try to knock the surfer unconcious somehow. Silver Surfer destroys the iron man in a sec. Professor X could read the surfer's mind but it wouldn't help much against a planet buster. Ares is strong...but not stronger than the Surfer same goes for Hercules. The last four I don't know who they are...so I can't comment on them.
Yes I don't think the Surfer would have much problem against those people. The only problems that I think are:
Ok so three dogs takes on a bear....the bear kills them? Then 1000 frogs attacks the bear? Would the bear even bother? How would a frog be able to annoy a bear? Wouldn't the bear just call for his T rex friend Galactus?
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